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shallow

1: term coined by ugly and fat people when good looking people did not want to have anything to do with them. This term is used to make said fat and ugly people feel better about rejection.

2: pretending to like people you really don't and treating people the exact opposite how you feel towards them.
ie: fat woman tries to get a gorgeous man to dance with her, he declines.
He is at the top of the food chain.
She is at the bottom. She goes back to her friends and tells them he rejected her, they convince her he is "shallow" because he can't see her "inner beauty" although, he'd be able to, if she lost a lot of weight!
by breaksprinter March 22, 2009
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shmall

1. The opposite of small
2.A muscular person

This is a term created by the best college in wellington, St. Pat's College
1."shmall amount of homework"

2."tehehehe, sole! look at dat shmall dunkens"
by Nasret June 19, 2008
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shalln'tevenknow

A slurred phrase of "Shit, I don't even know what the hell you are talking about!"
Person 1:Dude, that Wild Tazmainian Grundle just at my dog!
Person 2:Shalln'tevenknow!
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Shallow Fan

A person who is a fan of a video game series/band/film series, but only for a reason that is, ultimately, irrelevant to the thing they're a fan of. They're also the most vocal kind of fan, unfortunately. They usually flip shit when the thing they loved is gone, even though the true fans don't give a flying fuck either way.
Dumbass: OMG I can't believe that Band X switched singers! I'm sooo over them! They're nothing without the original singer!

True fan: Shut the fuck up. They don't deserve you. First of all, they recruited the singer as a last resort, and second of all, he was a huge douche in real life. You're such a shallow fan.

Dumbass: WHAT THE FUCK!? The HD remake of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater won't have the original soundtrack!? Now the game's going to be shit!

True Fan: Last time I checked, the main attraction of a game was supposed to be the GAMEPLAY, you fucking asshole. And tony Hawk's Pro Skater had amazing gameplay. But no, you only care about the soundtrack! Can you even do a fucking special trick in those games or are you too busy treating them like your own personal music players?
by Herp Derp McDumbass June 10, 2012
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shâll

Mother: God, you're such a shâll!
Son: please stop hitting me
by MacabreTomb April 3, 2020
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shallow intercourse

Shallow intercorse is when the erect penis is so small to where it does not please a woman well enough.
"And last night after we had shallow intercourse,I didn't even queef!"
by BonQui-Qui March 3, 2009
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Heaven Shall Burn

A death metal band that surprisingly actually has talent. Unlike many death metal bands, they are not just hitting the instruments on the ground. If you listen to them you will hear a very technical, very heavy band. Take my advice, forget what everyone says about death metal being a "no talent genre" and buy a Heaven Shall Burn album and sit back and listen to the very complex guitars and pounding drum beats.
by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008
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