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Hippie-half-share

Frugality taken to the next step, or all the way to your buddies fridge. Taking an almost unnoticeable amount of something (typically food) with the intention of replacing it... in some karmic form... at some distant future date, until there's only an unusable amount left.
Sage was a very courteous roommate, he was always thoughtful enough to leave a hippie-half-share of my milk in the fridge.
by Dj smiles January 18, 2022
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Sharing chapstick

When the girl rimming you and the girl blowing you switch positions they're sharing chapstick.
Oh dude, see Jill and Lisa over there, I hear they love sharing chapstick, we should invite them.
by NichtFreud May 6, 2021
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nuisance share

When someone shares something with you that was unsolicited, outside of your area of interest, outside of your area of expertise, or otherwise unwanted and unwelcome.

Nuisance shares often come from pontificating coworkers in the form of forwarded articles, theories, frameworks, books, or open offers to join them on an intellectual journey. Individuals who nuisance share seem to believe they possess high-level knowledge or are intellectually superior to you. They often coach you in the form of a nuisance share.

Nuisance sharers appear to have all the time in the world to study theoretical and academic frameworks and appear to assume you also have all the time in the world to read them as well.

Nuisance sharers also often take the moral high ground in an argument, claim you are wrong according to a framework or model, then send you a link to that model. They also have difficulty staying on topic and on a single argument or train of thought. When you finally collect your thoughts and try to redirect them back to the original topic, they will cut you off and ask you if you remembered something they said at the beginning of the discussion. Then, they follow up with another nuisance share in an attempt to make themselves right, and you wrong.

Do not waste your time or emotion on nuisance sharers. They will suck your very soul from your body and leave you mentally desiccated. You will factually become less intelligent as a result of your interactions with these people.
Well, I just had another long-ass conversation and disagreement with Roger. Now he is justifying his side of the story by sending me a shit ton of nuisance share website links. Does he think I have time to read that crap after he wasted my morning on some dumb shit?
by Jordicolas October 3, 2024
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such a share

when someone sends you a text or other form of electronic exchange that they came up with and you like it and tell them to share it
lol, that’s such a share
by amy theresa August 28, 2022
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smegma sharing

when two partners decide to offer fellatio to one another, whilst both have not showered for at least 20 (twenty) days. Then, without swallowing, the two may kiss and tongue-wrestle with the smegma still present within the mouth.
Would you like to invest in smegma sharing?
Sure, awmawmawm
by HillClint January 15, 2022
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bottle share

An event where a group of friends gather together to drink noncey beer. The event often entails food pairings, music pairings and/or visual pairings.
Please remember to bring the stilton and sourdough loaf to our Cantillon bottle share!
by BarrelAgedBadBoy September 30, 2020
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Sharing a magnum

Two or more people performing fellatio on the same penis.
Inka and Arnout unzipped my pants and started sharing a magnum until I jizzed all over their faces
by WorldImprover May 4, 2024
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