Shampoo

The most overrated hair loss treatment, only a cleansing agent, red flag, red flag, red flag! 🚩

My anti hair fall shampoo is a scam 💀

by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021

shampoorone

A rigorously-watchful "dutch uncle" or "battle-ax aunt" who hangs around and makes sure dat someone washes his hair correctly and thoroughly.

Da term "shampoorone" could also refer to a similar type of eagle-eyed honesty/diligence-freak as described above, but one who instead simply monitors da shower/bathtub while two individuals are sharing a scrub-a-dub, to make sure dat no "funny business" goes on during said "steamy" encounter.

by QuacksO May 7, 2022

Shampoop

Adding water to last bit of shampoo to make it last longer.

Do I need to buy shampoo? No there’s still some shampoop leftover.

by MsEFine May 18, 2022

Shamwowed

Muti-use: term for getting your ass kicked (shamwowed), feeling of utter shock or amazement

I got drunk last night fucked around and got shamwowed

by $ghost$ June 29, 2022

Shampoo Donkey

A large elephent, typically with a #76b129 tip. Can be found "Jacking Off" during a school shooting.

Oh my gosh! Theres a Shampoo Donkey!

by COCK MUNCHER 374 December 13, 2022

shampoo barrel

When you’re in the barrel of a wave (that is a hollow hole while the wave is crashing over top of you down the line) but the barrel is just big enough for you to fit through, nipping/washing your hair like it’s shampoo

Announcer: “O’Brien in the wave looks like it’s gonna be a close out JUST makes it with a shampoo barrel ”

by Ayeeeedee May 18, 2023

shambooey

when a man gives the fem a big smooch

"man, why'd you give her the shambooey?"

"because she's my boo, nigga"

by ethans a fag May 23, 2023