Shady Bag

(Adjective) Vernacular referring to a bag of illicit substances that contains noticeably less "stuff" than was advertised, but not so much less that the purchaser will do anything more than grumble slightly. For bags missing much more of their content, see "fucked over".

"Goddammit this is a fucking shady bag! A quarter ounce that weighs barely 6 grams... WITH the fucking bag?!"

or

"If that mother fucker sells me one more shady bag I'm gonna take a pair of bolt-cutters to his fucking taint."

by Astro-Smoker April 1, 2010

Shady smooch

Noun. In a social work context, a baby daddy that mooches off the baby momma.

That guy is a shady smooch, he wanted me to pay bail, when he hasn't paid child support.

by Angry baby momma December 7, 2012

shady pill

The art of reaching into the frat house couch cushions and partaking of any pills found within, each person taking a guess at what it could be.

Ant and rain-dan played shady pill at the haloween party. They both guessed mesc and they were right.

by nocanizzle January 14, 2008

Erca Shady

just a fat cunt that eats wallnuts

"yo my guy you really eating like a Erca Shady no cap!"

by THEHOMEI94ir October 18, 2020

Shady Gay

Imagine if u put an xxxtentacion sadboi fan in a League of Legends game maining rengar because theyre a self-proclaimed cat-lover. This aint it cheif

Person1:i feel kinda down today man i dont wanna talk about it
Shady Gay:shut up gayass x's new song went platinum

by Reposted_Shaggy April 28, 2020

Slim Shady

The coolest man on the face of the earth and no one else can say otherwise

Woah that person is so cool! It must be slim shady

by EminemIsTheReal May 31, 2021

shady zaner

Verb: To perform a shady zaner ; to text your wife while you are mid-intercourse with your girlfriend
noun: To be a shady zaner: To be the guy who always has to cover for his infidelity while he is still inside the home wrecker

"you dumb bitch, you don't even know I'm giving you the shady zaner!"

" forget this, I ain't no shady zaner, go find someone you trust"
"you fucking lonely ass bastard, you wish you could give yo bitch a shady zaner, but you just never gonna be good enough to pull that shit off"

"dude the weirdest shit happened, my girl don't text me all day for 2 weeks then the minute I catch my side piece I gotta pull a shady zaner"

by notsoshadynowareya May 29, 2015