Squeak

vb. n.
to squeak.
1. vb. to copulate in a not so vulgar manner, esp. with someone you don't know. eg. Hey, why don't we squeak?
2. vb. to flirt sexually or be seen to "pet heavy" on another in public so that it seems the two of you might copulate then, or sometime in the near future. eg. Holy shit, look, david and susan are getting a little squeaky over there.

eg. Let's get squeaky, Marsha.

3. n. one's referenced chance to get laid or incident of having been laid in the past. also, this can be in reference to a sexual partner
eg. What about that squeak you had?
eg. You gonna get your squeak anytime soon?

All examples are listed above for ease of reference.

by bucket/ something is a bucket February 11, 2005

segue

an uninterrupted transition from one piece of music or film scene to another, now used in everyday talk to mean a smooth transition from one idea to another

Speaking of which, that segues us into the next topic.

Man, that was a perfect segue!

by nothinglessness October 24, 2013

jail sequence

the common story heard of getting arrested sent to jail and assfucked my a 450 pound balding jew named joshua.

i never heard of a jail sequence til Bubba "mishandled my package"

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

Sequoia log

The act of taking the biggest,never ending shit in one straight log. It resembles a Sequoia tree which seems to never end.

Mackery: Yo, brahh! Yesterday I dropped off a lot of friends when I got home, they were packed tight in my toilet! I barely made it, I didn't even care that my sister was taking a shower,thats how bad it was. It was brutal.

Seth: Dude, thats nothing! I filled up my toilet with just ONE sequoia log!! I had to flush it three fucking times so it could all go down!! Now thats brutal!

by mfbrian March 26, 2008

saqueef

some ghetto beast that lives in sasebo, and likes to do boys named cody and randy at the same time, or a devil's threesome

damn b, did you check out saqueef last night

by Cojo Ballace January 11, 2008

squeak

noun. To affectionately pinch someone softly. (taken from squeaking a dog's toy in a playful way)

I hadn't seen my niece in a year.. when I came home she ran up to me and gave me a hug and squeaked me.

by Norraa April 29, 2006

Squeak

When a man ejaculates on the door handle of a shower in a caravan park and then proceeds to get the shakes

Hayden just squeaked the shit out of that door handle

by man_goo July 19, 2010