Selena

Selena Quintanilla was an immensely talented, Grammy-winning Tejano singer from Corpus Christi, TX, who learned Spanish phonetically as a teen. She was a rising star in the Latin music world and was about to crossover to the pop mainstream with an English album, when she was gunned down by an obsessed fan at a Corpus Christi Days Inn in March of 1995. Selena was only 23. Jennifer Lopez got her big break portraying Selena in a biopic titled SELENA. Her music continues to sell and thousands of fans still visit her statue and museum in Corpus. She also happens to be Selena Gomez's namesake.

Selena is the only reason J.Lo is famous.

by Lizard_King101 July 15, 2010

Selena Homez

A girl born and raised in Texas with career as a singer/actor on Disney Channel. Named the one and only girl on Disney who hasn't gone mad or turned into a complete slut like the others (ex.Miley Cyrus, Cheetah girls, Demi Lovato etc..) Seems perfect, is a good role model and has terrible taste in clothing. 18 years old and is one of Hollywoods #1 and supposingly "cutest" puma (young cougar) due to her sexual relationship with Justin Bieber while they both refuse to admit it. Pictures of her and Justin surfaced on the internet of them out on a walk, holding hands and kissing on a vacation with him feeling up her booty. Even though all of this evidence points to them having a relationship she still claims that they are just "good friends" and that he is like a "little brother" to her. Well, I wouldn't let my brother kiss me and feel my booty anyday, nor would I go around and mak w/ just anybody who I was "just friends" with. Though she's been through 3 relationships that we know about already (Taylor Lautner, Nick Jonas, David Henrie) I still believe she is an amazing person, but needs 2 watch what she's doing before she AND Justin get all these crazy fan girls mad because of their denial and lies to there fans who they claim to love. BTW she should stick to acting, because her voice isn't that great.

Girl 1:OMG!! Did you see those pics of Justin & Selena!!! STUPID BITCH!!

Girl 2 : I KNOW!! This is worse than Jasmine Whoreleggas who can't close her leggas!! Gosh, I wish Justin would stop jumping from girl 2 girl, its driving me mad.

Girl 1: Tell me about it *sharpens pitchfork* ok sister Biebette, lets go kill Selena Homez.

Bunch of Beliebers: ONWARD!!!!

by heyy_its_another_girl March 6, 2011

Seenus

When your out with someone elses wife/husband/spouse and they see you.

St. Peter: how did you die?
Joe: I died from Seenus
St. Peter: dont you mean sinusitis?
Joe: no, I mean Seenus, I was out with Bill's wife, and he Seenus.

by Ken Gman March 4, 2008

The likes of which we have never seen

The biggest cliche the world has ever known. Mostly used when crippled by a limited vocabulary. Can pertain to Nuclear war with North Korea, flooding, record breaking Hurricanes that aren't caused by climate change (obviously), inauguration crowds (probably) etc.

Yo' moms: "Have you heard the Don on the news today, addressing the hurricane victims in the trailer park in Naples Florida?"

Me: "Of course. He just made "The likes of which we have never seen" the biggest cliche ever. A cliche, the likes of which we have never seen."

by Kre8ivity September 14, 2017

Selena Gomez

Selena Marie Gomez is an amazing woman who is inspirational and talented. She was born on July 22, 1992 (24), in Grande Prairie, Texas. She is Alex Russo in the Disney show Wizards of Waverly Place. She is the opposite of Alex Russo, whish shows how talented she is (playing a role in which she is not identical to). These roles could be hard for some people, but for Selena, no way! She is a great actress and a great singer! She has played roles in about 29 shows and movies. She has 5 albums so far: Another Cinderella Story(2009), Slow Down (2013), Stars Dance (2013),For You (2014), and Revival (2015). She recently canceled her Revival tour due to her disease, lupus. She has a disease called lupus which is a chronic disease that can come and go. Selena is very caring of her fans and everyone. She has the most inspirational speeches and songs. She is the most followed person on Instagram, and she's not self-centered about it. She's beautiful and has the most amazing smile ever!! She is the youngest UNICEF ambassador. She even has her own clothing line called "Dream Out Loud" which she made for girls who can't afford expensive clothing. She drinks straight olive oil to protect her beautiful voice. She is amazing and the most wonderful person I have ever seen! Personally, Selena is my role model and her speeches and songs have inspired me and have taught me how to love myself. She is so smart and just amazing as a human being!

Selana Gomez is a real role model for everyone!
Who doesn't love Selena Gomez? No one!

by Zaebreale Oldfield December 19, 2016

oh seen

A daft phrase used by Riaz in order to communicate when something has been understood.

ME "Hey Riaz, I heard you shoved a carrot up yo' ass"
RIAZ "Er, yeah"
ME "I got a pic of you doing it"
RIAZ "Oh, seen"

by Gaz March 2, 2004

Selena Gomez Haters

STUPID. They HATE on Selena because she is dating and kissing Justin Bieber, well guess what Bieber fans that hate Selena, you have NO chance with him, and if you were a true fan, you would be HAPPY for him? I love Justin and Selena and support Jelena 100%! They both CRY because of the hate! So I suggest you STOP, because they are normal people just like YOU!

Selena Gomez Haters: I Hate Selena Gomez, she took my man!
Jelena Supporter: You never had a chance with him anyways?

by OneSelenaBieberDirection January 8, 2012