scrunchie

a legendary hair tie used to put a girls entire outfit together

stranger 1: what is in her hair
stranger 2: a scrunchie

by MonkeyMan11 January 25, 2019

scrumpy

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.

"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Green Scrubby Thing

A dumb person refering to a scouring pad

"Im cleaning this pot, could you give me that green scrubby thing?"

"You mean the scouring pad?

by DarrenL September 10, 2005

scruttock

The piece of skin between the scrotum and the buttocks

My scruttock hurts when cycling

by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

Scruff the Gruff

To Scruff the Gruff, is to go down on an extremely somewhat not attractive female.

James:"Hey did you see Jenny this weekend?"
Bradley:"Yeah man."
James:"Well did you scruff the gruff?!"
Bradley:"Hell yes I did; she is so tender."

by Baconburger w/mayo June 11, 2006

scrumtrillescent

A word coined on the sketch comedy show "Saturday Night Live", during a spoof of "Inside the Actor's Studio".

Means greater than greatest, better than the best, something so awesome that it is beyond belief.

The acting was so good that I shall make up a word to describe it. The performance was scrumtrillescent.

by skater910 September 23, 2004

Scrubbish

1. The act of being a scrub
a.Sucks and has no life
b.Bum
c.Washed-up
d.Deadbeat

Doms so scrubbish, he needs to get a real job.

by FreeTrial4DeatH June 29, 2007