Scronch

A cheesy substance found in the folds of an uncircumcised penis.

I had to break up with Dan, his junk was covered in scronch.

by Scronch hating Megan July 31, 2006

Scorched Earth

A bald spot that is typically found on a younger man's head that can be attributed to a personality that constantly displays extreme self-esteem issues, which in turn, causes unwarranted and completely random outbursts of fiery rage.

Student 1: Man! Why is that weird kid always flipping out on our spanish teacher?

Student 2: No idea, but I bet thats why he's got some Scorched Earth spreading across his Dome.

by NightmanCometh6 April 25, 2010

Scooch

Noun: Anal Sex

That girl got scooched by that guy on myspace

by Annie Lano October 28, 2008

scoochie

To drag butt on the floor or grass. Humping along on a solid surface with knees bent.

Lookie at the dog scoochie on the new pink rug.

by DidYouTell November 3, 2003

Scorch muffins

n. a state or being which results when the rectum releases volcanic or searing excrement.

i.e. your ass cheeks are on fire or perhaps combustible.

"Dude, I ate a wicked-hot chicken finger sub, so I had to drop a deuce and now I have major scorch muffins."

by Hans Olmaicok and Peter Beter December 19, 2008

scorched earth policy

When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.

Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"

Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"

by cagedape March 17, 2012

scroach

1. A term meaning to itch your scrotum.
2. A term meaning extraordinarily cool.

1. "I'm going to go scroach."

2. "Dude, that was scroach!"

by Socal Richard L November 2, 2006