Scottie Mcphucyou

A badass short sexy Sagittarius female from the butthole of Arkansas. She is a walking enigmatic paradox full of love and weeds

Scottie mcphucyou likes to punch Spencer in the face

by Scottie mcphucyou September 4, 2025

Carol Scotti

The Carol Scotti brings the most positive energy to any environment she inhabits. Her hugs will transport you to another universe and her hospitality is on another level. Huge success is in her future and she will share it with those around her.

Carol Scotti squeezed me out of this world!

by Espião Hilbert August 11, 2018

Headphone Scotty

When you wear headphones to not have to deal with certain situations or to ignore others.

So where is your son? He is in his room being a headphone Scotty .

by JokeMeOff November 24, 2016

snotty scotty

When you pick your nose and then rub it inside someone’s ear. Just like a wet willie, only instead of saliva, it’s snot.

Amanda received a Snotty Scotty the night of May 19th 2020

by richardo blanco May 19, 2020

Scotty Shirt

When a person of large or hefty girth tucks in their shirt, only to have the back side pull back out and hang down below the belt line. Usually this is due to the large overhang on the front lower torso pulling the shirt in that direction. Usually one experiencing "Scotty shirt" will not fix the issue. Mostly due to the unwanted repetition it would require throughout the day and an overall lack of desire to look halfway decent. A person suffering from Scotty shirt is usually below reproach hygiene wise.

Hefty person #1: The back of my shirt keeps riding up and falling out when I tuck it in! Fuck it, my arms hurt, I'm just going to leave it like that. But that's part of the struggle of being fat...

Person #2: Daayyyum playa! You done got yourself a Scotty shirt!

by security dude June 26, 2014

Scotty

He's a sweet loving kind person who makes me laugh till I cry. Whenever I think of you, I just can't help but smile. Falling as friends with you is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me, and I've never been happier in my life. I know this feeling will last forever.

Scotty is the funniest

by Mermaid#15 January 14, 2021

Scotties"e"wagon

A place where spanish, male prostitutes and post-adolescent virginity, go to die.

In July of 2010, on the sandy beaches of Long Island, Police found Pedro, 19, lying face down, in a pool of urine and blood, in scotties"e"wagon.

by hoss geller January 16, 2012