Scooter

A handicap dude but not a handycap gal, especially one who cruises in a wheeliechair or a powerchair.

"Hey scooter? Wut up?"
"Oh hey Duke! Can you jump my wheelchair with your truck. The batteries are dead and the fuzz is after me!"
"Sorry, no can do--no jump cables!"

by teadrinkinman April 10, 2009

scutterer

Hunter of skinless zombies

He took out a shotgun, blasted that skinless zombie in the face, and made himself a scutterer

by jebussaves December 1, 2006

Scooter Hooker

A hooker that travels around a college environment late at night via scooter.

That scooter hooker got here so fast on her scooter.

How much for the scooter hooker?

Shut up scooter hooker.

by White Chocolate $ December 15, 2011

scooter poop

When you do a sick ass burnout on a Razor Scooter and the rubber from the tires fly off is called “scooter poop”

“Yo, lemme eat that scooter poop!”

by Orangejello May 3, 2018

scooter sex

Having sex on an electric assist scooter while the scooter is in motion. Other people must be watching while in motion for it to count as scooter sex. Bonus points for adding a third. Also known as a scootgasm, coitus on a scooter, joining the mile ride club, unlocking for a good time, juicing without a plug (that kind of plug), and reducing congestion in crowded cities.

Yesterday, my boyfriend and I had mind-blowing scooter sex going from the gym to dinner. You could say we joined the mile ride club. We rode it all the victory. That baby got JUICED!

by ChocoFacial69 May 16, 2019

Scooter Ankle

A form a torture and extreme pain. When your razor scooter spins in a circle directly into your ankle and you feel the pain of it being sawed off.

Be careful bro that trick has caused tons of scooter ankles

by Saint Wumples September 23, 2020

Hooter Scooter

The placing of your head between the breasts of a woman, and shaking your head rapidly.

"Man I just gave that girl a hooter scooter; I'm all dizzy and probably have black eyes."

by Drencrom December 7, 2005