scenester

someone who is scene has new original fashion sense and hates to be like anybody else. However, this is a contradiction in itself as most scenesters all look the same and wear the same clothes. A true scenester does not know they are "scene" therefore anyone who claims to be scene is, quite frankly, not.

Fake scenester: "Hey dude I'm so scene, its just completely rad."

Person: "But dude how do you know?"

Fake scenester: "Because I just like blatantly am. I totally heart polka dots."

Person: "Fake titwank."

by sallyyes August 31, 2008

scenester

People who follow some sort of trend, usually music-related fashion. For a scenester, it's not about meaning or substance, it's about appearance.

"Emo", Indie, and Punk have a lot of scenesters.

I saw two scenesters walk into the supermarket today. They weren't together, but they both had the same hair cut, tight pants, the same studded belt, and a parent's credit card.

by iam rght April 9, 2006

scenester

The only group of people that I despise more than emos. They are pretty much emos really...the only difference is that they try to be happy and emos do not. It is pretty much a standard that a scenester has a myspace with over 500 friends, 1000 comments, a never ending supply of random pictures of them that have been altered in some way (i.e turning up the contrast so that it's really bright and disguises blemishes.), and around 60 to 70 comments on said pictures on average. They are also total whores when it comes to myspace. Another thing that is required by a scenester is to <3 dinos and robots x some random and very large number becuase it's the trendyXcore thing to do. If that wasn't stupid enough, they also have a penchant for saying "fosho", "&&", "luff", "sup nigz", "cunt", and a good number of other fucktarded words and phrases. Scenesters also have very poor tastes in music such as Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic At The Disco, Motion City Soundtrack, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, etc. In other words, complete shit. You can pick a scenester out easily. First, they all have a shittily home done hair cut that is choppy and is usually dyed black with like 5 to 10 other random (usually bright/neon) color streeks. Second, they almost always wear some sort of stupid vintage tee. Third, and last, they most always hang out in a med. to large group because they are pussies. Oh and yeah this shit is true, because I do know some scenesters in real life. They are really like this. FUCK SCENESTERS AND ALL OF THEIR PUNK BITCH SHIT!

Me: "I see that you have a Led Zepplin shirt on..."
Scenester: "They are my fave band! They are hardxcore x1043698763, fosho!"
Me: "Right.....name a song by them then."
Scenester: "well...uhhhh....ummmm....smells like teen spirit?"
Me: "You are fucking stupid."

by Senator Assface August 27, 2006

Schneszbit

A 'Hip' name for the male reproductive organ, originates from the exagerated term of schlong although Schneszbit indicates a piece somewhat smaller than a schlong.

Your Momma Sucked My Schneszbit Last Night.

Your Schneszbit almost comes close to being a schlong, but not quite.


You Schneszbit!

by Scott Millar February 18, 2005

Slones

The best family in the world

U are the best slones

by Sy slone July 31, 2019

scone nibbler

very british children

“Stop being such a scone nibbler”

by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023

Hippy muffin scone

A coffee house baked good that is loaded with healthy seeds, nuts and dried fruits and is often sold in a trendy part of town.

I was in the Pearl and grabbed a breve and a hippy muffin scone. That thing was loaded with nuts, seeds and dried fruits... And tasted like the stuffing inside a teddy bear.

by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018