Frost shock

1. A spell that deals a little over 500 frost damage and slows the target to 50% normal speed for 8 seconds; movement speed reduction is subject to diminishing returns.
2. A spell mostly alliance whine the heck about because they don't have as much experience with shamans as horde players do.

That shaman frost shocked me and ran when I almost had him dead.

by Boznick September 26, 2005

alarm shock

The feeling you get when you wake up on your day off work; on the weekend; or a public holiday as early as you would for work. Generally the alarm clock is off and there is no sound, but you still hear it for some annoying reason.

Of course you don't realise you can stay in bed all morning and for some moment feel like you never got any sleep at all.

Though, upon realisation (and falling back asleep) you feel better then if you woke up to your girlfriend fucking you. (well maybe not if shes good!)

Argh, I had alarm shock this morning and couldn’t' get back to sleep!

by Shizman September 26, 2007

Spock Shock

A nickname for the Vulcan nerve pinch, a technique used to render another lifeform unconscious by pinching a pressure point at the base of the victim’s neck with all four fingers opposing the thumb.

Guard: What the hell are you doing?
Lone Starr: Uh… a Spock Shock?
Guard: No, no, stupid. You’ve got it much too high. It’s down here where the shoulder meets the neck.
Lone Starr: Like this?
Guard: Yeah! (faints)

by scorbra January 27, 2009

Canadian Shocker

Similar to the conventional shocker, but as an added surprise, stick you hand in a snowbank and hold it there for 5 before performing.

"How you'd get frost-bite down THERE?!"

"Marc gave me a canadian shocker."

by WiggyTheCanuck January 18, 2010

shore shock

When you start watching Jersey Shore beginning with Season 3 and you don't know where you stand in life anymore.

I watched Ep 7 of Jersey Shore last night. I'm still shore shocked, I don't wanna talk about it

by TheSquareRootOf69 February 28, 2011

Norman's Cock

Norman's Cock was a battle during the invasion of Britain in 1066 by William the Conqueror. It was a particularly bloody battle, resulting in thousands of casualties on both the English and French sides. It is unknown where the name comes from, but it is believed to have been a misnomer from "Norman's Coq", ie, Chicken, the cowardly streak wrongly attributed to the French soldiers by the English.

Used slightly out of context these days, usually to gauge how bad something is.

When someone calls Marge "Duck", that's almost as bad as Norman's Cock.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

The Spock Shocker

Apply the Spock Shock by initializing the Vulcan death grip to the taint (see definition of "taint"; noun).

I once applied the Spock Shocker to this chick, and she asked me if I was out of my Vulcan mind.

by Brian Martin June 27, 2003