scheme

its another word for no or,never

1: you like tommy!?!
2:scheme u do!!

by divis chick0989 September 19, 2007

Schempf

Is the most fucked up of all words. It reminds me of one of the three stooges. There was Larry, Curly, Moe and schemp.

There is a schempf in my boots

by sperm man October 19, 2008

Sheep Boy Schep

This is a name, for a person called Jaws. She spends most of her time in her mother's bedroom giving head to her dad. She also has a huge jaw that cant even be broken down with plastic surgery! She often eats giant jaw breakers, but even that doesnt help with the humungous jaw. She often chickens out of fights that she even sets up with a person face to face. She also cant get a good looking girlfriend, so she keeps breaking up then going out with her mom.

Ewwwww, ur such a Jaws, stop giving ur dad head!

Man, if you were like Jaws, you could fit a whole shit load of notes on that sucker of a jaw and look down to cheat off of it.

by Tich July 13, 2004

mars bar scheme

The offering of a sweet snack to an underager in return for sexual favours when she reaches legal age. The phrase "come back and see me when your 16" is usually said afterwards.

"Haw, I'd gie her a mars bar."

by _Bone_ March 29, 2005

schump

The skin that may hang off your elbow.

The schump is sometimes also called a weenus.

by OllieS June 21, 2007

scheppen

(1)consuming rather large amount of something very rapidely.
(2)the traditional way of eating @ the wordheyse's/word

scheeeeeeeeppeeeeeeeeeeuhn

by vark April 6, 2003

schremph

pure wetness at its finest.

By far the best baller in NBA Hangtime.

AKA. tittiemcnittie

Drew: "Damm why do I get so wet with mo money schremph"

Gayzee: "Idk he's unstopable"

Sulli: " I want Schremph's shawnson"

by Schremph's #1 fan May 26, 2008