knuckle sandwich

To punch someone in the mouth to shut them up.

Tom: you're just jelous of me cuz I slept with your girl and you didn't. And y'know what? she liked it so much that I...
Edd: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL GIVE YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH

by LesleyDianna April 30, 2012

blowface sandwich

When finished busting a load on someone, one proceeds to take two pieces and bread in which they scrap the remains onto the bread and feed it to the recipient.

Imma give you a blowface sandwich

by 9r3w9r3w0 October 21, 2009

sushi sandwich

A threesome with two asian women.

"Dude, I went home with Namiko and Mari last night -- what a sushi sandwich ...

by SSL January 6, 2009

blowjob sandwich

n. The act of two girls performing a blowjob on the same penis simultaneously.

When Carly and Jenna told him they wanted to give him a blowjob sandwich, he almost jumped out of his skin.

by ppkj April 29, 2005

barley sandwich

a.k.a. A beer

"grab me a few barley sandwiches"

by Jeff Currie November 14, 2003

cuban sandwich

A sandwich consisting of a 1/4 lb of ham, a 1/4lb of roast pork, mustard, thinly sliced dill pickles and swiss cheese placed between a sliced cuban bread. The sandwich is then placed on a plancha, or hot press panini which toasts the outside of the sandwich and heats the ham and pork. It is served on a plate and is best chased with beer, or a batido de mamey,Mamey milkshake.

That gringo in the post above did not eat a true cuban sandwich.

by Alberto_p April 29, 2006

turd sandwich

1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)

1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich

by KDIZZO May 13, 2005