sarcasm

michael. yes. you, you heartless tall person.

me: "i can SO do 48 press ups without blacking out"
mucaw: "oh yes. sure you could."
me:"i did karate for 7 years!"
mucaw: "oh please, you couldnt hurt a legless, wingless, featherless duck"
me: "what would be the significance of it being featherless?"
mucaw: " "it would be burning in the sun, and be rendered helples in pain"
me: "youre heartless"
mucaw: "i had only just realised, oh no. what a shame (its sarcasm)"
me: "nah, y'dont say!?"

by *_sara_* February 10, 2008

Snarcasm

Being snarky and sarcastic at the same time. Making sharply critical comments whilst being sarcastic.

"See Beth she's so snarcastic"

"That was snarcasm"

by Mangolover115 November 19, 2013

Fluent in sarcasm

Fluent in sarcasm...Anything you got...I got better.

Him: "shut up you stupid bitch"
Me: "who are you calling a stupid bitch...? Then again you'd recognize seeing's you were the stupid yard bitch." I will always kick your ass because you're a fucking pussy. Don't pick on a bitch fluent in sarcasm.

by do i act likei fuckin care? December 28, 2014

sharcasm

When your in a sqaut position and giving sarcasm to a person while you shart

Brandon : what did you do today?
Alex : Well, i gave my parents sharcasm
Brandon : oh, thats pretty cool! I might try that!

by Safan Adlegah April 5, 2019

Sarcasmity

The Amount of sarcasm radiating off from a sarcastic sentence.

Jill: Don't you love Square Dancing?
Will: Definitely*very much sarcasm*
Jill:That wasn't nice D:
Will:What?
Jill: There was so much sarcasmity It felt I got Sarcasm Cancer. D:

by Jrean September 1, 2009

sarcasms

Shut up, I hate you!

Pff enough of your american sarcasms, I hate you.

by floatboner October 3, 2009

*sarcasm*

The completely unnecessary word people put after their comments when they think sarcasm wasn't apparent enough already.

- I just learned how to defy gravity!

- Suuure you did. *sarcasm*

by Polyatomical July 8, 2011