slopehead

racial slur for a chinaman. see chink

1)my friend kim wang is a slopehead

2)I got owned by a slopehead in CS

3)don't worry about him man, hes just a slopehead

by thepartyboy April 9, 2005

swipe a sock

This occurs right after you have to take a really bad shit and blow runs all over in the toilet only to look up to the realization that there is no toilet paper. Your anus is a mess of fecies and it needs wiping. You have no option but to take off one of your socks and use it to clean off your dirty bottom swiping the sock through your ass crack. The sock is unsually discarded like it were toilet paper and you may go on with your day hoping that noone notices that you are only wearing one sock.

Jacob: Holy shit did I punish that bowl, I dont know what I ate but damn... and its all over me too. Oh F*ck, there is no TP.
Person: Dude, you really shouldn't speak your thoughts out loud. Anyways, it looks like your going to have to swipe a sock... yeah, it is just what it sounds like. You whipe your ass with one of your socks. Good luck buddy.

by acevadercycle October 7, 2007

Snoper

Someone who incessantly checks snopes.com every time they receive a forwarded e-mail, and makes sure to let the sender know they snoped it, and the e-mail is false.

E-mail from T-Bone to Lorenzo: "Drinking bleach will help you pass a drug test."
E-mail from Lorenzo to T-Bone: "Sorry, I snoped it, and you are wrong. Drinking bleach won't help you pass a drug test. Drinking bleach will KILL YOU, CLOWN!"
E-mail from T-Bone to Lorenzo: "Whatever. Quit being such a snoper."

by Lorenzo Jamarcus Warshington November 5, 2010

swipe card

Passing an object through someone's butt crack when they are not looking.

I took that badminton rackett and gave him a swipe card.

by Shawn Maglicic May 22, 2005

whore-o-scope

noun. an universal device scout for whores
verb. to look up insights of whores globally

whore-o-scope the area before you travel!

by Jo Chang August 2, 2007

swopen

The art of stealing someone’s chair when they leave the room.

Their seat on the couch was #swopen.

by justanameforud October 10, 2018

scope throat

A GIRL WHO'S MAKING GESTURES OF SUCKIN YOUR COCK FROM A DISTANCE. IN A CLUB, MYSPACE, FACEBOOK, AT WORK, PRE SCHOOL,
HIGHSCHOOL, MALL, CONCERT, ECT...

John C.: Why is my mom lookin at you like that?

Tom A.: Because she sucking my Basterdly cock from long range

John C.: What! how?

Tom C.: Scope throat Bitch!!!!

by WWW.MYSPACE.COM/LILLORD55 May 22, 2009