Swiggs

Josh Commoss = Wiggy
Ryan Commoss = Small Wiggy = Swiggs

Swiggs!! Oh Ho! I Back That Zunt!

by Cheese172636 December 9, 2021

Spider-Swinging

Verb.

1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."

2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."

"Your girlfriend is a serious spider-swinger."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."

by waywardbetty March 22, 2011

Canadian Slingshot

Quickly pulling across multiple lanes of traffic without signalling. Most commonly done immediately after getting on the highway.

Holy fucknuggets! Did you see that dipshit pull a Canadian Slingshot? And right in front of a cop, too!

by Fat & Furious December 21, 2013

The swing

The swinger symbol "The swing" has been opted by the swinger community to identify each other in public on wristbands and accessories. The symbol shows a simplified black swing surrounded by a circle on a red background. The swing is very abstract to assure discretion and leave space for imagination. Red represents Passion, Love and Stimulation. Black shows mystery, limits and secrecy. The abstract swing represents the swinging lifestyle. The circle is associated with the group and the community sharing the same interests and the strong bond in couples.

It's often difficult to recognize other swingers in public. They don't have a tag on the forehead with a note like: "I am a swinger and I am looking for a great time with like-minded people". Fortunately, some wear the swing symbol on their wristband or clothes to make contacts easier.

by carpemalum May 1, 2019

Donkey Swing

When you swing your dick around like a nunchuck.

Bruh when I was getting brain last night I pulled it out of her mouth and performed the donkey swing technique and accidentally poked out her eye.

by Dino Nuggets April 11, 2019

Girls With Slingshots

A webcomic about two friends named Hazel and Jamie who are going through life together. Hazel has an English major which is useless in the real world and desperately wants to be laid. Jamie is a bigger girl with bigger boobs. Her sexuality is questioned now that she is dating Erin (a girl) but their relationship is based on love - not sex.
They have many friends including a hot barista, a porn store librarian who is also a dominatrix, a gay drag queen, a cactus that talks to you when you drink, and a chronic liar.

The webcomic is updated weekly and never fails to bring out squeals, tears, and laughs.

Maureen: Jamie, your breasts are legendary.
Jamie: You can say it twice. I consider them each a separate legend.

Hazel: How's it shakin', eggs 'n' bacon?
Jamie: Large an' loose, like your caboose!

Jameson: Sorry, I'm afraid you need less Asshole Points to access that information.

Girls with Slingshots

by QueenColonDarkwing June 28, 2011

Good wrench swing

A term used by female gearheads to describe getting impaled by a giant pork sword and enjoying it.

See also: laying pipe

You know, I still enjoy a good wrench swing.

by Snacka Cracka Jack June 3, 2019