Protein Suprise

When you have a protein shaker and defecate in it. Mix it up enough to look like a chocolate protein shake. Then proceed to convincing a fellow gym monkey you've got the gainer of Ronnie coleman and he should try it.

Hey tommy try my new shake its the top quality shit, its called protein suprise

by bigdogswag January 07, 2016

Suprise shot

When a human ejaculates on another human who was not expecting it

Marissa: "you'll never believe it! I was giving Daniel head when all of a sudden there was a Suprise Shot! I was so peeved."

by Polkadot-platapus January 30, 2022

Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 01, 2021

spicy suprise

When you squirt siracha in your girls eyes and suprisingly cum on her face.

Last night, i gave my wife a spicy suprise.

by May 29, 2022

Sausage suprise

A beautiful dish comprising of a sausage base, custard middle and spray cream top. This eloquent desert originated from Bristol UK.

Can you please make sausage suprise

by Michael cumcock September 21, 2023

pineapple suprise

A grenade

Soldier 1: hello

Soldier 2: PINEAPPLE SUPRISE
Soldier 1: Ohhh fuck
Soldier 2: haha you retarded piece of shit! You’ve got no legs!
Soldier 1: AAAAUUUGAAAAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH

by Eatshityouuglyducklookinfuck December 04, 2017

Suprise poops

While having diarrhea, your peeing from your ass when a suprise solid bursts from your asshole in a painful manor.

Yo I had the shits really bad when I was hit by the suprise poops

by Arrogantman April 21, 2021