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self smarted

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...
by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022
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i sharted

meaning that you have shat splatters all over your pants its commonly used in ireland
i've sharted me self or i sharted myself
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Cle Elum Fire Starter

The act of taking a puree of pine nettles, lighter fluid and some top shelf crystal meth, burning it and huffing that shit until you're hyped up for arson.
I was pretty apprehensive about committing a felony, but once I made a Cle Elum Fire Starter, I was ready to go burn down that retirement home!
by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019
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North American Fire Starter

When Two Lesbians Scissor Each Other With A Male Erect Penis In The Middle Till Ejaculation
I receive a North American fire starter from my lesbian friend and her girlfriend
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A variation of the S(he) be(lieved) meme with a bit more toot
‘S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)‘

‘He farted
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Starter Stache

The few hairs on a 13-15 year old boy's upper lip, similar to the Molester Mustache
"His starter stache felt weird when I kissed him after our date that his mom drove us to!"
by K.E.S. June 29, 2008
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