spleeted

when you get hit so hard you split in half (or feel like it)

Person 1: *Punches Person 2*
Person 2: "Ow, that hurt so bad, I feel like I almost spleeted

by Crack_Johnson November 5, 2020

Spleek

A person is Spleekin or Spleeked when they have taken an adderall or other similar upper (coke molly etc.)

Sheesh! I'm spleekin off that addy from earlier...

by Torquejackson February 10, 2021

shpleen

the greatest drink known to man

I LOVE SHPLEEN

by Aurtus May 10, 2022

Shpleen

pinky pink sprinkles drink

I LOVE SHPLEEN

by Aurtus May 10, 2022

Splendigerous

Ridiculously amazing. To be half splendid and rare .

For example, my sneaky link was splendigerous . She was the highlight of my year.

by Ymcmb.cash June 22, 2022

Splenda

Americas LEAST favorite sweetener

Dang man this Splenda really sucks.

by therealmasteroogway July 1, 2022

Speenis

A rare mythological breed of homo sapien from a bygone era that currently mystifies modern science. It is unclear how many roam the earth, but there is at least one confirmed living Speenis. They metabolize food and energy differently than standard humans, and appear to be more durable. Tall and skinny, almost Sméagol like in appearance, many have theorized that the Speenis is not from this world. If encountered, attempt to kill.

Seattle recently made it a crime to discriminate against any of Speenis descent.

by SpeenisL November 10, 2022