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“Yeah man, I use it to beat my children.” Now it’s a spadoon.
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by Unclefucker69 April 6, 2023
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John: Hey, Joe, what're you reading?
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*
by No Derps March 8, 2015
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by yournanssweatyarmpit February 20, 2017
Get the anal spade mug.1. When one is riding their bike and the road had water on it and the water splashes from the tire to your back.
2. When she willingly or unknowingly gets your jizzum on her back.
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1.Dam it yo. I was riding my bike oer er. Not thinking bout the rain and got back spaddle on my new threads.
2. She loves it when she gets that back spaddle.
2. She loves it when she gets that back spaddle.
by Beowulf78 September 5, 2017
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