Ask Someone Out Eve

Every year on Christmas Eve, you ask your crush out on a date

“Jack you going to ask your crush out? It’s Ask Someone Out Eve.”

by JackJackWho? December 23, 2019

someone who gives a fuck

Sadly, no one like this exists. The shit you just said is understood by 0.00001% of people, a.k.a. you. Also, 0.00001% of people give a fuck, thus proving my point. If I were you I would suggest trying to get some friends you absolute loner. Also, congratulations. You have just got a world record. You got it for having no one give a fuck about what you said. Bravo👏.

Someone: Hey I-

You: Show me someone who gives a fuck
Someone: ...

by sklep December 19, 2021

fucking with someone

1. Literally, sleeping with them

2. Messing with them, as in playing atrick on them.

1. Dupe was fucking with someone and he caught something.

2.Fucking with someone doesn't lead to no good if they in a bad mood.

by Sharell September 22, 2005

Someone Help Me

When you're wildly drunk and you can't handle yourself. You have to ask someone to help you.

Holy hell, I'm blackout drunk right now.

Someone help me.

by StraightCheesingIt December 24, 2009

Someone's Bitch

Someone who does everything for you. If you are someones bitch you are their slave or a maid , someone who they need to clean up for them; someone who doesnt mean alot to a significant other. Usually named Jessica

If you are someone's bitch you are pushed around alot.

by TruthTelleryo July 9, 2014

Someone's Bitch

Someone's bitch means your do anything for them, they mean nothing to you just a side person they have sex with, they don't even love that person

Someone's bitch who is used, just to talk to it do things with

by Patriotslovers March 20, 2017

Someone

A human being. Sometimes refering to a specific person and sometimes not.

Is George Bush already impeached? No, but someone should really do that.

by FinnG January 29, 2019