Syracuse Soggy Waffle

An amazing stunt if you are able to pull it off. You need stealth and suprise. You finish shoot a load on your partners face. While the load is fresh you pull out a tennis racket and whack him/her in the face with it. Creating a "grid" or waffle look on the facial region, the come will drip through the new indents, and you have the soggy waffle.

That girl has a poor attitude, she could use a Syracuse soggy waffle.

by Cashese May 31, 2009

soggy waffles

A game in which players must ejaculate on a waffle over and over, until the last player who fails to produce sperm, must consume the waffle product.

After two rounds of soggy waffles, Joe had to consume the endproduct of a well played game.

by WNetwork June 2, 2004

Soggy Pumpkin

The soggy pumpkin is given after a man sits in a hot tub for long enough that his balls become engorged and droopy. After attaining the above mentioned condition said man exits the hot tub and slaps a person in his or her forehead with his testicles while throwing up the metal sign and yelling SOGGY PUMPKIN!!!!!

I gave that dirty bitch the soggy pumpkin!

by Drkside79 August 4, 2007

Soggy Egg

When you are long dicking a bitch so good you feel like you ejaculate directly onto her ovaries.

I got so deep up in that hoe that I gave her a real good soggy egg.

by MrDiddleZ August 26, 2015

Soggy Twinkie

After blowing ones load in some chicken heads mouth, you lay your penis on her forehead, you make her spit your badger milk on a Twinkie and have her eat that bad boy in front of you. This is the Soggy Twinkie.

Nothing pleases Jackie's appetite quite like a Soggy Twinkie from her man

by Zepster January 11, 2009

soggy sao

A Australian Navy Custom where men on a ship gather around a table, place SAO in the middle and all ejaculate around it. The last person to ejaculate must eat the sao.

Well this is a long trip anyone up for a game of Soggy Sao?

by Tyler D June 22, 2003

Never Eat Soggy Wheat

1 - A mnemonic device used by kids to remember the directions of North East South and West. You must point to each direction as you speak each corresponding word.

Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left

2 - Good advice.

Ex. 1 - Wait, is west on the left, or right? Let's see... Never Eat Soggy Wheat... Oh yeah, it's on the left.

Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.

by Speeps September 26, 2010