smuff

the act of "muffing" (can be normal or pertain to a sexual act or her being a SMUT) it that is partook by a slutty (and or drunk) girl.

nick- "i saw you talking to that girl last night at the bar. how many hours did it take her to pronounce her first full sentence of the night? did you give her your cash and prizes by the end of the night?"

travis-"yea but she thought it was a good idea to try and blow me while she was taking off her panties. she got them stuck around her ankles fell forward, gagged on my cock vomited on the hardwood floor and slipped hit her head and didnt get up. she was there when i left this morning too i hope she isnt there when i get home."

Nick- "man she smuffed it so hard she may never recover hahaha"

by ucsmut February 22, 2010

smufficate

To smother and sufficate together; at the same time

If I use that blanket, I will smufficate!

by sabbycat June 30, 2009

Smelfie

The act of taking a selfie photograph with your phone while sitting on the toilet and discharging feces from your body.

Today I was at Home Depot and had to document said experience with a smelfie. #smelfie

by Joe Jabroni November 30, 2016

nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.

An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.

by Btwitsjennifer July 3, 2018

smuffy

a mixture of something both smart and scruffy at the same time.

why don't you wear that smuffy jacket you have?

by gilly86 February 10, 2010

smerfs

originally from san francisco ca. A cool group of kids that do smerkish stuff and get away with it.

Those smerfs just stole my cigarrettes.

by lilsmokeeshopShorty September 25, 2010

SMaffection

An overwhelming love for great service. The word came to life after a massive amount of employees began showing signs of addiction to the service they offer and the environment they work in.

I embrace SMaffection every day as I spread happiness around the office.

by SMaffection March 14, 2011