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Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.
I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.
by Tim Branberries January 31, 2008
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smashinger

more smashing than the previous.
Sure, that powerpoint slide is smashing, but it would be smashinger on the smartboard.
(Mr. Fischer)
by chrisgo May 18, 2004
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splashin

Flashy; stylish; fly; to kill the competition with your looks
That nigga splashin with that penny.
He splashy as fuck.
by SlimeyGang June 9, 2015
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slash in the cheek

A song by the mad MC Ewan about assualt
Ewan: "I'll giver her a slash in the cheek"
by Snake 2021 April 3, 2021
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Bum Slushing

The art of convincing bums, children or the elderly to move towards the curb/puddle/slush where they are summarily drenched by your passing car.
Steve: Hey Bob, do you want to go Bum Slushing tonight? The weatherman is calling for snowpocalypse!

Bob: How does that work again?

Steve: First we hit the bank and get a few rolls of pennies, then we make a pass down State and Madison throwing pennies all over the place, circle around....

Bob: Steve, you are going to hell.
by customfish February 9, 2010
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Keyboard smashing

The act of combining letters symbols and sometime numbers to create a nonsensical sentence used to describe emotions to strong for words. Often used by gays, Twitter stans, and bottoms
Person A: Hey look at this Yeonjun Edit to that 6ft tall audio

Person B: Hghdugjeisgvbf

Person A: what..?

Person B: sorry, I was keyboard smashing
by Yeonjun is 6ft tall September 7, 2021
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Smashing Pumpkins tattoo

The unfortunate result of thinking the 90's had more staying power than they actually did.

Also: An ingenious ruse to keep people from knowing you make Hunter money.
"Are you serious, that guy makes Hunter money? But he has a fucking Smashing Pumpkins tattoo."
by Bodhi!! November 30, 2011
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