shank 

to take a shit and wank at the same time

"hey guys I gotta go take a shank give me a min, gotta load my animal porn"
said Sean to the other guys

shank by getashank September 7, 2016

shank 

Like how you can shank corn, by peeling the outer layer off.

But a guy can also shank.

He can shank himself or a girl....

You name it.

Yo, did you hear about how chuck shanked Amanda so hard last night at the party.

-or-

Person1: you suck
Person2: you swallow
Person1: you choke
Person2: you shank
Everyone else: ohhhhhhhhhh

shank by brown_eyed_girl_1769 June 26, 2016

shank 

Another name for a urinal.

As Armitage-Shanks is the largest urinal company in the UK, many people just call urinals 'shanks'.
This is the same sort of idea as calling all vacuum cleaners 'hoovers'.

Reading boy: "Mate, the shanks are bare dirt in there, enit?!"
Approximate translation: "Friend, the urinals are really dirty in there, did you happen to notice?!"

shank by ReadingMassive August 22, 2016

Shank 

Shank is a handsome, chocolate, intelligent man. He has a great sense of humor. Simply gorgeous

Don't you wish your significant other was like Shank

Shank by candycaramelbbw November 29, 2016

Shank 

A Shank is a diy prison made weapon but is also used ask a verb when u want to cut someone with a shank. Please don't cut anyone for real.

I'm gonna shank the person who made exams

Shank by I.hate.skool._i.like.unicorns January 17, 2017

shank 

The time saving method of both 'having a Shit and having a Wank at the same time'. Straining whikst having a poo can heighten orgasm.

See you in 5 mins lads I'm off for a shank

shank by GarryB March 22, 2017

Shank 

A shit anti-climactic wank.

My girlfriend was jerking me off last night but she just didn't do it right. What a shank!

Shank by Annhialation13 April 19, 2017