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selectee

Person drafted to fight. Usually not strong willed at first, but ends up with a strong character, established integrity, inner strength and open mind.
A friend of mine was a selectee drafted to serve the military. He left with fear but returned from war a Lion.
by JCarlos May 31, 2007
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Elective Narcolepsy

Falling asleep the exact moment one is asked to exert effort in assistance of others.
Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.
by James_onthe_Rocks1 September 1, 2013
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Shetective

1.noun - Shee-tek-tiv
Women who waste time investigating things they already know the answers to.

Instead of using known facts to make a decision, the investigation of the situations is more important. Sometimes leaving Shetectives in terrible relationships for months or years while they conduct their investigations.

Shetectives use investigative methods that they feel are ok because they are women, but would feel those methods are controlling or abusive if used by men.

Shetective investigate methods include but are not limited to:

~Waiting for time alone with your phone so that she can go through all contacts, texts, pictures and calls.

~Not knowing how to do anything on a computer but search your browser history.

~Revisiting old questions and conversations by pretending you have not discussed them to see if your answers were the same as last time.

~Manipulating you into checking your voicemail from a phone that captures all numbers keyed into it. Even the ones after the actual phone number. These extra numbers will contain your voicemail pin which she will identify and use to listen to your voicemail later or when you are asleep.
Shetective - I saw you having dinner with your ex. You said you were going to your moms house.

Shaggy - Wasn't me.

Shetective - I saw you kiss her.

Shaggy - Wasn't me.

Shetective - Ok. It was dark maybe it wasn't you. Lets go to bed. Here baby check your messages I think your mother called.

Later that evening at 2am.

Shetective - Wake your @$$ up!!!! Why is your ex leaving you voicemails about being pregnant!
by Blackncheese September 2, 2013
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seductive banjo

Complete know head who can't play games for shit
by dick splash November 20, 2016
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Seductively Cute

Seductively Cute is when someone is being Cute as a means to get a something from someone or to get a favour. Can be used for flirting or just to convince someone to do something they normally wouldn't.
Guy 1: "Why did you buy her so many drinks?"
Guy two: "She was sweet and cute."
Guy 3: "You just got played right there, mate. She was being seductively cute to everyone in hopes of someone paying for her."
Guy four: "Did you even get her number, man?"
by Caithlys August 27, 2019
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@seductivegodofthunder

Great ticktoker. Posts Marvel.
by anonymous September 4, 2021
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Elective stupidity

The optional choice one makes to pursue an activity that is obviously non intelligent, potentially dangerous, hurtful land clearly not prudent
Rock climbing without a rope is an example of elective stupidity.
by Ofashea January 8, 2022
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