selectee

Person drafted to fight. Usually not strong willed at first, but ends up with a strong character, established integrity, inner strength and open mind.

A friend of mine was a selectee drafted to serve the military. He left with fear but returned from war a Lion.

selectee by JCarlos May 31, 2007

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Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"

The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009

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bo selecter

eeh thats proper bo i tell thee
and the crowd say 'bo selecter'
blah blah

bo selecter by Craaaiiiiig Daavid July 29, 2003

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selectedvtomauditon

An adjective describing when someone has been selected to audition for theAlk- State Bands.

Special Congratulation to Emily Dillon and Ava Matthews for being selectedvtomauditon for thevAlk- State Bands.

selectedvtomauditon by woahbam😼 December 5, 2022

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I Never Selected Tobirama Senju (Final《¤》 Bout) ; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

Person 343: I Never Selected Tobirama Senju (Final《¤》 Bout) ; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

I Never Selected Tobirama Senju (Final《¤》 Bout) ; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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