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Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

bo selecter 

eeh thats proper bo i tell thee
and the crowd say 'bo selecter'
blah blah

selectedvtomauditon 

An adjective describing when someone has been selected to audition for theAlk- State Bands.
Special Congratulation to Emily Dillon and Ava Matthews for being selectedvtomauditon for thevAlk- State Bands.
selectedvtomauditon by woahbam😼 December 5, 2022

I Never Selected Tobirama Senju (Final《¤》 Bout) ; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release. 

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Person 343: I Never Selected Tobirama Senju (Final《¤》 Bout) ; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026