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Scientifical

A way to make yourself sound intelligent when you have no idea what you are talking about.
I found Tylor and Morgan's analysis on uni-linear relativism to be quite scientifical...
by jax334455 April 24, 2011
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Scientifical Ghostifferator

Official Definition: "The Ghostifferator™ lets you contact the spirit world like you wanna contact it. A flik of th' switch lets ya change the who the where an the when instanlty. Now I dont garuntee that y'ull talk to anybody, speshul, but like how many dead folks is there? Like Hunderds, so you got a good chance a gettin somebody on the line purty quick."

A device that a guy named Leroy designed, built, and put up on Ebay for auction.

He claims the 'Scientifical Ghostifferator' may (or may not) allow the user to 'contact the dead'.

Leory is also somewhat infamous on Ebay due to his "Lucifer's Hotpocket" auction from December of 2004, which was almost as famous as the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese.

Part of his schtick is intentional bad spelling, made up words, and really bad grammar. But, none of that seems to matter, because he has quite a following, and people bid on and purchase his obscure scam-type pieces.
"You must use yur invention only for the good of mankind and stray dawgs. An you will call this device a Scientifical Ghostiferator! An you will retain the services of a lawyur! and you will not eat of chicken meat and corn pone for ever an ever an Get a shower curtain whilst yer at it. And right then before it shut up, It said you must sell this invention on eBay cuz theys folk on there that will apprecify it proper-like. Bout that time, a curl of smoke come outta it and that creepy voice faded off in the distance like a fart in a breeze."
by Anonymous January 22, 2005
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Scientifical

a way to make scientific flow in a sentence.
it's all scientifical and stuff.
by X_Izzy_X November 15, 2004
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Scientification

The act of turning a non-scientific entity into an enhanced scientific property. Scientification is often used in the business world to describe data previously too difficult to explain regarding demographic product selection.
Through scientification, the boss explained to his team, we are able to ascertain which demographic has the highest sales potential.
by peat14 August 29, 2009
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Cannabisia Scientifica

A person who smokes cannabis as a way of life. Not just to get high, but for what it has to offer. To make food, music, and everyday activities better. They don't get high just because, they get high to improve on situations.
"AJ smokes a lot of weed"
"but damn is he cool!"
"yeah, he must be one of those cannabisia scientifica."

stoner pot head weed marajuana
by njss June 25, 2010
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100% Scientifically Proven

100% of people fall for that
by uzafm is trash June 7, 2022
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sciencified

Verb. The act of adding science to something, increasing its intrinsic value and strengthening its worth.
DNA analysis has sciencified forensic science, providing an objective and quantitative value for identifications, in lieu of subjective and quantitative value.
by Bill Nye's progeny December 30, 2013
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