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Ronaldo

You are Ronaldo at football
by Abnormal_J95 May 29, 2018
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Runaway Bride

The pinnacle example of the permanent female condition of confusion.

A woman who ends up getting EXACTLY what she wants and it scares her to the core as she has always had the loser mentality. Therefore, she runs from the endgame finality of a success. See also: cold feet
Runaway Bride Jennifer Wilbanks is to women what foul ball cathing Cub fan Steve Bartman is to men: a monumental comedic screwup.
by Yep Yep July 11, 2005
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christiano ronaldo

christiano ronaldo is a footballer for man utd and portugal often criticised for his cheating (rightly so) and homosexuality.

a talented player no doubt who could easily win a game and be admired by many if he did not fall over like a sack of shit clutching his leg when there is the slightest gust of wind.

hated by fans across england he is expected to join real madrid next season despite his 3 year contract.

what a ladyboy bastard... cunt.
fact: christiano ronaldo is the biggest gay pin up in the world at the moment.
by dwayne rooney July 31, 2006
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the ronaldo spin

Get a nigger to fuck your wife in the back seat of your car, while you watch the first 3 seasons of 24, while eating mcdonalds.
The nigger and your wife should be smothered in shermans low fat cream butter.
Honey, I want some mcdonalds... why dont you have a nice the ronaldo spin
by korgar October 18, 2008
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runaway ego syndrome

This syndrome could happen at any time but can be intensified by the consumption of alcohol. This is what happens when one cannot stop bragging on themself and all of their best qualities. When alcohol is involved, they may make the same statements repeatedly and loudly as a means of inforcing the validity of the statement and/or tell stories that magnify their greatness.
Hey boss, I am really glad to see you out tonight. I wanted to talk to you about the recent promotion I put in for. I know you gave the position to Mike but I think there are a few things you overlooked....

Two friends watching interaction painfully in the distance;
Friend 1: Oh man, Sam has a bad case of runaway ego syndrome tonight. Should we save him?
Friend 2: No man, let's let it play out a little bit first.
by Kaelli June 16, 2010
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cristiano ronaldo

Portugese 20years old
A footballing genius
1 of Man uniteds star players
Myb a football legend aswell
a player who the english fan want to blame 4 the world cup exit instead of facing the fact that they didn't desereve to go any futher in the world cup because they aren't good enough or didn't play good enough to get to the semi-finals
by lyrical August 4, 2006
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Ronald McDonald

Where you have oral sex (eat out) a girl while she is on her period.
Dude, I totally gave that chick a Ronald McDonald last night.oralsexeatoutperiod
by xxdiexalonexx March 5, 2010
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