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Ronald

The meaning of this word is just good, awesome, poggers if you will.
This burger is big ronald!
by Poggershypersdaddy November 19, 2020
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Rofalos

When playing a popular Capcom game, Monster Hunter, and see something extremely funny, shout ROFALOS.
Daaaamn. He just got pwnt! ROFALOS!
by Anomyniss December 14, 2008
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renal failure

official term for when one or both of a persons kidneys fail.
Susan went into renal failure
by skylarskank June 26, 2008
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Ronan Lynch

a gay irish farmer/streetracer/greywarren. he can usually be spotted hanging out with his boyfriend Adam Parrish, driving his BMW at obscenely fast speeds, or dreaming.
Ronan Lynch had a smile made for war.

Ronan Lynch was senselessly turned on.

I love Ronan Lynch more than anything.
by froggie.girl February 17, 2021
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ronald raygun

Ronald Raygun: super-hero guise of mild mannered, former USA President, the late, great Ronald Reagan.
Ronald Raygun's Star Wars lasers thawed out the Cold War and melted the Soviet Union.
by The Republican Guard July 30, 2006
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Ronald McDonald

The most horrifying person i've ever met.

Recently here in Indonesia they found one of the workers in McDonald's dressed like Ronald McDonald in the toilet, where he was sexually molesting a 7-year old girl.

For some very strange reason they do have security cameras in the toilets (i'm being 100% serious here), so everything, yes everything of the event got caught on tape.

I believe someone put up the video on the internet, however i can't seem to find it, so i guess they took it down.

Anyway, Ronald McDonald is the mascot of the McDonald's fast food chain. After the incident i stated above occured the parents of the 7-year old girl filed a lawsuit against Ronald (lol) and eventually they sued McDonald's Indonesia to pay 500,000 indonesian Rupiahs, which was around 1.500$ dollars (i think) back then.

Nowadays Ronald McDonald and the rest of the McDonaldland friends have been largely phased out, they still exist at the restaurants but you barely see them in the commercials anymore (Thank god, who knows what evil plans that child molester hides?).

With other words, never EVER become friends with Ronald McDonald, or he'll turn you into a cheeseburger for all the fat kids to eat and drool on. I'm being serious here!
The girl who was victim of getting molested by Ronald McDonald was traumatized for years.

She couldn't walk past a McDonald's restaurant without getting scared, she had a fear for being alone in the toilet and she overall was terrified of clowns. (This is actually not serious, but i can imagine she felt like that).
by Nangko January 6, 2012
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Cristiano Ronaldo

The greatest footballer to ever play the game . He has been number for the past 10 years, often regarded better than Maradona, Leo Messi and even Pélé
He is the greatest player in,before and after generation.
Synonyms; G.O.A.T, CR7, Uefa Cristiano League
Cristiano Ronaldo deserved the 2018 Ballon d'or
The G.O.A.T Just scored a hattrick in the UCL semis
by Slaat February 5, 2020
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