ROB

Acronym for "Randomly Occurring Boner." This is when a male gets an erection in a non sexual situation, usually in awkward or inopportune times.

I don't know if I can hire you Mr. Peterson, as you had a ROB for most of this interview.

by Billy the Bum August 27, 2010

k-rob

To Throw up in a public bar, and get kicked out by a bouncer.

Hey Larry, you should've seen Cam last night, he pulled such a K-Rob at the bar we were at.

by KRob9 October 27, 2007

Rob Roof

An imaginary figure that has illusion of a large volleyball block when playing on a standard 8' height men's net. The reality is that "Rob Roof" is really only 1/4" over the net and was able to block the hitter merely because the opposing setter didn't set the ball high enough.

Occasionally, "Rob Roof" will block someone with a vertical 10 times of himself and will react in a frenzy, jumping around, yelling, and basically making a fool of himself. This phenomenon is known as little man syndrome.

It is best to just smile at "Rob Roof" when he is acting this way and say nice job rather than enraging him, otherwise you may risk being put on his tea bag list.

Damn, Rob Roof is going crazy over there at the block he just had even though we're playing on a women's net and he just stuffed a 9 year old girl.

by You know who Tara January 28, 2009

Rick Rob

To steal from a rich person.
Usually Jews, or your "cheap", yet rich dad.

"Nahhh, my broski rick rob'd my dad and fucked up his credit and shitt."

"Rick robbing can phail at times."

by Sootfoo July 5, 2009

Rob rolling

The act of reading something on a website, and then half an hour later finding yourself still avidly reading, but something totally different on another website, all started from the first

An example of Rob rolling is wikipedia-ing the British Monarchy and clicking links of interest until half an hour later you find yourself reading someones personal blog on pigs.... all started from reading one page on wikipedia

by rvic007uk August 22, 2011

Uncle Rob

Shows up late, and leaves early.

Uncle Rob is always showing up late and skipping the after party

by Daddy hercunt November 28, 2018

Rob

Rob is a very kind and smart person. He is the absolute best. If you ever need a bsf go and be bsfs with a Rob. They are always there for someone. And sometimes they are very crazy. But have a huge heart and it's filled with joy and happiness. Sometimes even hurt and pain but they try and push it aside to make others happy

GO GET YOUR SELF A FRIEND NAMED ROB

by Rob's bsf October 23, 2019