red rooster wifi

The best thing at red roosters, which doesn’t say much considering it is shit

worst wifi imaginable

1: “holdup im lagging so much right now”
2: “it’s cuz of your fucking shitty ass red rooster wifi you dumb cunt”

by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023

Putting on the Rooster Suit

The act of throwing out your chest; False bravado; Someone acting like a bad-ass when everyone knows they are not. A meek or cowardly person trying to act tough.

"Mother f***** tried putting on the rooster suit with me! So I bitch slapped that punk."

by romanjonesz October 10, 2015

Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.

Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.

by Tcop October 14, 2020

Shoot the rooster

During a mfm threeway with the girl on top of one guy she tilts her back shouting out in delight (crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to cough and choke.

Dude, the other night Steve and I were with Mandy and she was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get her to quiet down

by Lahist March 7, 2023

roosterhead

a man who gives blowjobs.
a homosexual man who likes to gives felatio

gay jim sucked off the whole damn team! what a roosterhead!

by orion666 April 25, 2008

Split-roasted Goat

Considered a delicacy by many goat fuckers in the deep south. The act of two rednecks taking turns pole ramming their prized goat up the ass, while the other stuffs his dick down the goat's throat. Although some southern governments have have made this act illegal, these barnyard animal practices are still fairly common.

After a rough night of drinking, Billy Bob and his cousin Daryl became horny and decided to have some split-roasted goat.

by Mancave Movie Madness March 16, 2021

Roasted

To get owned or to get beat or made a fool of

somebody kicks you in the nuts and you get roast potatoed or roasted

by Epic Bairdy April 22, 2009