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Riley

Sweet, always loving, not easily mad, always forgiving, kinda attractive, caring, pretty random, good friend, fantastic boyfriend, great listener, always trying to fix things to make other happy, likes taking things slow and easy, likes to enjoy life to the fullest, loves music especially rock music.

Just plain amazing person :)
Riley, you're one of the best boyfriends ever.
by sirenee October 13, 2011
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Ignatius Reilly

The central character of John Kennedy Toole's pulitzer prize winning novel A Confederacy of Dunces.
In his 30s, Ignatius still lives with his innocent, old, alcoholic of a mother. Despite his immense education and former profession as a university professor, our protagonist had no patience for his students' inferior minds.
He could be described as an oafish genius prone to fantastic levels of delusion. His epic viewpoint on even the most trivial of things makes it difficult to sustain a steady job. Ignatius has a particular interest in his disdain for pop culture, and modernity in general. In fact, Reilly goes to such great lengths to revel in this disdain that he will, for example, attend the movie theater just to fiercely ridicule the lesser films.
Easily rivals Patrick Bateman as the most unintentionally humorous fictional character of all time.
Bruce Lee: Who is more unintentionally funny, the infamous Patrick Bateman or the immortal Ignatius Reilly?
Jose Contreras: They're both gut wrenchingly hilarious. Ignatius is loveable despite his ridiculousness, Bateman is despicable but awesome from a birds eye view. Both are pretty far removed from reality in one way or another, but Ignatius is a far more interesting character though American Psycho's satire is more pointed and effective.
Bruce Lee: Would you shut the fuck up?
by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007
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Riley

An amazing person who is loud but has a great sense of humour, someone you can always share a secret with.
But is and awesome person that is lucky to know who he knows . And he is a very loving person towards his family but mainly his girlfriend
Riley is a person who sees his girlfriend and can't stop thinking about her
by Riley7302 May 14, 2015
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Bill O'Reilly

One of the worst things you could call someone. Known to have a "talk show" that he says is in the "no spin zone." Right, and the Earth doesn't have gravity. Someone who has the audacity to cut off decent guests (example Ron Paul) who have differing (i.e. CORRECT) views from him during interviews. Basically just another mouth piece for the neocons.

Also included in the worst things you could call someone are George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Rupert Murdoch, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Pat Robertson, Rush Limbaugh, etc.
"Dude, you never gave him a chance to answer your questions during your debate... Way to be such a Bill O'Reilly."
by badassmothafucka90 February 18, 2010
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rolly-polies

an urge that comes about when on dxm that one needs to run around, jump, dance, or otherwise change your perception of gravity and position in space.
shit, man, i need to go outside! i have the rolly-polies like crazy.
by defect December 13, 2004
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rileying

The state of being pale as fuck but still really pretty.
"Wow that girl is so Rileying"
by Giraffe12345 January 9, 2014
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Riley freeman

My favorite character from the boondocks (who acts like me a bit)
Me: Riley freeman is my favorite character! from the boondocks
Someone: Riley is the worst character :/
Me: You dont like Riley freeman?
Someone: no are you def?
Me: nigga you gay
by spring boi February 22, 2021
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