never catch me reading

Idoits who put on there social network accounts that you'll never catch them reading.

Oooh a friend request? *Reads the books in intrests* Never catch me reading? Fuck this guy.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth October 20, 2010

i am not reading this

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

I regret reading that

What you think when you go to urbandictionary.com and read almost any definition.

(Looks up PJ)

I regret reading that jim.

by Myric September 28, 2019

hotter than hellen keller reading poetry

It's texas summer hot, exceeding 105° in the middle of summer

"it's hotter than hellen keller reading poetry out here today"
"Ya, I'd say so"

by Underachiever55 October 17, 2020

releasing satan

another way to say farting

sam keeps releasing satan!
I was trying to flush out the satan

by darstar November 10, 2003

reading

Code for Masterbateing .

Friend "Hey bro I tried calling earlier, what you up to?"
You: " Sorry I was "reading"."

by EL_Mark March 18, 2015

relazing

v.
1. Combination of relaxing and being lazy.

2. To take ones ease by being disinclined to work or activity.

I have no plans, just relazing with Sarah.

There's a marathon of Golden Girls on Monday, I'm going to skip work and relaz by the boob tube.

by Windshield Wiper January 29, 2009