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religious girls

The kind of girl that will be just hanging out talking then all of a sudden she pulls her dick out and puts it in your mouth.
Devante's late for work, he had some "religious girls" over last night.
by firemanjoemac July 31, 2019
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Religious Nihilist

An individual who espouses their superior morality due to their religious background but in fact clearly picks and chooses the issues and situations he applies this morality to.
Example. I'm not taking care of a child I father out of wedlock as I want to protect the marriage institution

Religious nihilist:I support the super league because it will make my team richer even if it sinks the smaller team

Me: dammmn such a Religious nihilist
by Proofkiddd October 2, 2021
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Anti-religiosity

(n) White House advisor Kellyanne Conway's grammatical and syntactical faux pas for sentiments held by those who are opposed to a religion of some kind.
See Anti-Religion
The anti-religiosity in this country, that it's somehow in vogue and funny to make fun of anybody of faith, to constantly be making fun of people who express religion — the late-night comedians, the unfunny people on TV shows, it's always anti-religious.
by MochaKemosabe October 29, 2018
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religion

A lame excuse for abstaining from sex
"He was hot, and I really wanted to hit the sheets with him. But I couldn't, because I'm, you know, religious."
by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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religion

A series of fanciful concepts that people believe as to:
- Help themselves get up in the morning, achive inner peace, etc.
- Keep their family happy, because all their family are in the religion.
- Feel superior to other people.
- Provide moral guidance because common sense would render them otherwise lame.
- Justify war or general hatred of other groups.
Wow, so we can, like, kill abortionists if we join the right sect of the right religion? Well fuck me, religion it is!
by Stuart October 13, 2003
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Religion

Religion is like a penis:
1) It's okay to have one.
2) It's okay to be proud of it.
3) It's NOT okay to pull it out in public.
4) It's NOT okay to shove it down little children's throats.
1)
I am religious.

2)
I LOVE my religion!

3)
Mike: Hey Bryan, how are you doing?
Bryan: SHUT UP! YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS!

4)
Suck my religion, little child.
by Morate November 2, 2011
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Religious

An insane retarded person with their head in the clouds who believes "god" answers prayers and is the answer to everything
Anne Frank thanked god for her religious believes while villain germans were living it up while she and others suffered
by whatsitmatter December 29, 2007
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