Definitions by Morate

Religion 

Religion is like a penis:
1) It's okay to have one.
2) It's okay to be proud of it.
3) It's NOT okay to pull it out in public.
4) It's NOT okay to shove it down little children's throats.

1)
I am religious.

2)
I LOVE my religion!

3)
Mike: Hey Bryan, how are you doing?
Bryan: SHUT UP! YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS!

4)
Suck my religion, little child.

Religion by Morate November 2, 2011