reettool

A retarded Tool

Haley G is the epitome of a reettool

by Brian Tran March 22, 2009

Reetcake

A cake made from reets. No matter how large, small or the ethnicity of the reets. Can be derogatory to some reetbags.

"Joe is the biggest reetcake ever. Not only is he a reetbag, but he likes reetcakes in and around his mouth area."

by Reetbag January 2, 2010

reeftastic

anyone that works at or anything involved with a tiki bar that has an exceptonal attitude and doesn't spend money on commercial things and only drinks pabst blue ribbon. Now thats reeftastic.

"I rode my bike to work today even though its raining, good thing my pabst blue ribbon head band kept the rain out of my eyes "

"Dude you just got promoted to Tiki bar manager!!

"Thats so reeftastic"

by reeftastic March 5, 2010

Rebitchionist

A particularly grumpy and irritable Receptionist or office admin. Characterized by short temper, abrupt phone manner, lack of patience or willingness to assist in any reasonable task and dislike of the mailman.

Likes: Sighing and Facebook.

You spoken to that new Rebitchionist yet? Wow! Asked her to do a send a parcel for me and i thought she was trying to melt my face with her eyes.

by Thornton Reed April 2, 2011

Reet

To meet, greet, and read someone. Basically, it is an informal way to get to know someone you want to date. It's more formal than hanging out, but less so than an official date

Would you like to reet me for coffee in a few hours?

I would like to reet with you tomorrow.

by R.M.A.Kukowski November 25, 2011

reester

Someone who is acting or has done somthing stupid

Why are you beeing suck a reester

by 1234 knowlegde king October 6, 2017

Reet

Short for retard. Usually used as an insult, or to describe a dysfunction.

"Did you hear what John said yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a fucking reet"

by Danni S November 27, 2017