There are respectable Atheists, and then there are Reddit Atheists. These fedora-loving shower-allergic greasy womanless creatures think they have all the answers to life in the name of “SCIENCE” *pushes up taped up glasses*. They see themselves as intellectually
superior and frown upon religious
people for living a happy life. Meanwhile they are locked up in their parents basement masturbating to pictures of
anime girls. Despite their allegiance to
atheism and r/
atheism (Reddit thread where Reddit atheists gather to have an orgy over their beliefs to which they think are objectively right), you can find them looking for a fight/debate pretty much anywhere where God is brought up. It is very apparent that they don’
t believe in respectful civil conversation. Their style of discourse is similar to that of a chess match, as they, in a sense, are trying to “checkmate” what they see as the opposition (the Christian). Watching a Christian video? Uplifting video about Faith/spirituality/God? Watch out. Reddit Atheists will crawl out of the woodwork to argue behind a keyboard with you, never face to face though, because they lack
basic social skills and hygiene required to attract human contact.
“Im a Reddit
Atheist, I hate Christians with a burning passion unlike any other. If it was up to me, I would publicly execute them all for merely existing. I am smart, so much smarter than you. I know I am because I’m an
Atheist. That automatically makes me smarter than you. I’m sorry, it’s just the way it works. Do you watch Rick and Morty? No? That doesn’
t surprise me, It’s ok. Not everyone possesses the genius level IQ that I do. And yeah, maybe you can attract the opposite sex and not repulse them, but at least I have what I believe to be all the answers to life. That’s more valuable. So yeah, you’ve just been rekt by a member of r/
Atheist and a follower of the Council of Big Chungus Keanu Reeves Wholesome 100 epic
T-pose
Gang. Thanks for the Gold kind stranger, *tips fedora*”