Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.

Kerry is a rectal puppet.

by Orzi December 9, 2009

rectalcranectomy

a surgical procedure in which one's head is removed from thier ass.

i can't believe he would do something like that. i think he needs a rectalcranectomy

by *someone* October 15, 2009

Rectal Grenade

feces, shit, crap, turd, dung...whatever else you would like to refer it as.

"I just about blew the toilet up when I tried to flush that rectal grenade."

"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"

"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"

by stangmike86gt January 5, 2012

Rectalgan

A small space that smells of fart and butt.

Tom: Let's take Chuck's car.

Bill: you mean the Rectalgan? No way, it smells like ass in that thing.

by StonedSquid June 13, 2013

rectal fingertrap

One prolapsed rectum is inserted into another prolapsed rectum and then that one proceeds to shit into the other.

Retired female porn stars like performing rectal fingertraps on each other.

by Devil egg January 19, 2015

rectal floss

celery

Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.

by drdigg June 10, 2015

Rectalosis

A shitty outlook on life.

John suffers from a serious case of rectalosis

by Brad W3144 July 22, 2015