zuby's razor

An individual that has pronouns listed in their social media bio and has nothing of value to add to a conversation.

A spaces on X about nuclear fusion kept getting interrupted by a Zuby's Razor who wouldn't stop screaming about plastic in the ocean.

by Thobos January 3, 2024

razor rubies

yes.

thank me later razor rubies said Sugar Daddy

by []'.• Sugar Daddy •.'[] September 17, 2018

razor(rex)

REX IS TERUTERUS HUSBAND .

rex is a cool dude and loves teruteru very much.
you should date rex👹

person: you should be more like razor(rex)

by rex.oiz June 6, 2021

Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

what I am the equivalent of.

i am the equivalent of a Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

Cramer's Razor

The correct answer is the opposite of whatever was just said. A principle created from the observation of former hedge fund manager and finance commentator Jim Cramer's history of investment advice; where the opposite of whatever is recommended was almost always the best option.

Investment Bro: Cramer was on tv today saying Florba-Skipp is a failing company and to sell immediately.

Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately

by Ecclesies August 9, 2023

Pool's Razor

Do not attribute to a conspiracy that which can be more readily attributed to cultural forces.

Joe Biden said the phrase "new world order" but it's more likely a Pool's Razor situation not a conspiracy.

by Tantris Oakblood March 22, 2022

Fatuity's Razor

A derivation of Occam's Razor applicable in internet comment threads. When interpreting an existing comment, the comment should be liberally interpreted in whatever way leads to the funniest reply comment.

Original Comment: "I want to get the number 2 tattooed on my back so the guy behind me knows what place he's coming in."

Choice of assumptions:
1) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 in a race.
2) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 on her body.

Fatuity's Razor requires the selection of assumption #2.

Sample Sentence: "Choose your words carefully, because those assholes will apply Fatuity's Razor and turn benign comments into jokes at your expense."

by Oscar N. Paulson December 4, 2012