Prison Cells are Just Rooms

The comeback to when a dumb pedophile says age is just a number

Guy: The fuck are you doing with that kid?
Pedo: age is just a number
Guy: Prison Cells are Just Rooms *calls the cops*

by Wspycrs August 6, 2018

st. louis boiler room

When you insert a Cadbury cream egg into the anus of a man, crack it by flexing the sphincter, and fart the contents of the cream egg onto another man's face.

Me and Gary got drunk at the bar on Easter and I gave him a St. Louis boiler room!

by Feltcher's cream March 18, 2014

Room without a roof

"Room without a roof" is a lyric from Pharrell Williams' Oscar nominated song, "Happy." The term, room without a roof, is basically an idiomatic expression meaning that there is no limitation to how far you can take yourself in life.

I just got my dream job and the sky's the limit for me...I am in a room without a roof!!

by MellyinMay April 24, 2014

Red Room

A room with red walls where you take a partner to tie them up and fuck them dirty. Whips, chains and ball gags galore. Usually hidden behind a bookcase.

Let me take you to my red room and fuck you till you scream.

by BeezKneez90 May 15, 2016

cleaning the pump room

Code word for the act of lifeguards smoking marijuana. Pump room refers to the place where it is smoked, aka pool pump room, due to the high frequency of lifeguards that smoke weed. Pool supplies is the actual weed and accessories that go with it.

Yo' after this shift, I am cleaning the pump room! You in? Grab the pool supplies for me.

by mandaz April 2, 2006

tap-room lawyer

A mouthy know-it-all who frequents the workman's bar of a pub and has an opinion on anything and everything, especially when someone requires advice about something the majority of us are not qualified to answer. Oh yes the tap-room lawyer's always on hand, he'll usually scrounge a pint, blow smoke in your face, relate an untold number of anecdotes and basically bore you shitless repeating his 'considered opinion'.
Of low social status this individual stands out because he is usually the laughing-stock of the pub, a 'character', a 'one', tolerated but God only knows why. What they need is a kick up the fuckin' jacksi

Did you hear about the new bypass that's being planned?
Yeah, the tap-room lawyers are in there theorising about the effect it'll have on the town.
Why the hell didn't you phone the consulate?!
Fred 'the jock' told me I wouldn't need a visa..
What?! Don't listen to that fuckin' tap-room lawyer. What the hell would that wanker know about travelling round Europe? The furthest he's been is an illegal copy of the 'Sound of Music'!

by ant July 23, 2004

Weight room

Advice/taunt toward a basketball player who consistently gets outrebounded.

*Player A grabs his 20th offensive rebound over Player B
Fans and opposing players (toward player B): Weight room!

by silkyshyster October 9, 2008