pro-rated

A euphemistic term invented by corporations to get around having to tell you that your assets are now worthless.

"Hello, Orbitz? Yeah, I missed my flight."
"Okay, sir, then your ticket is now pro-rated."
"Pro-rated? Does that mean I get first class?"
"No, it means your ticket isn't worth dick."

by Screaming Cactus January 11, 2009

Rapedate

When someone goes on a date just so he/she will be raped.

Johnny decided to go out with Betty. He knew going into it that it was a rapedate and nothing more.

by Veronica311 November 22, 2011

raped by a cactus

When something is so frustrating this is usually said as a response.

"This game is so difficult! It's like being raped by a cactus!"

by hailthemotherland September 22, 2013

Rayed

To be orally satisfied by one’s toungue in a vigorous, skillful manner to end in a wet orgasmic, tantric state. Performed by only experienced & skilled experts. Usually leads to sexual intercourse & multiple orgasms, or can be performed independently. Amateurs are not to try this at home, as this level of skill is mastered only by a true virtuoso.

There’s nothing hotter than wearing a short dress and no panties so that your man knows how bad you want to be Rayed.

by Cali Rose October 10, 2017

Raed

A person with 2.5k followers on twitter that likes cats and is cracked at Fortnite.

Person 1: Raed is goated at Fortnite.
Person 2:Nah he’s a bot

by Hamlet101 May 30, 2019

Space raped

When someone invades your personal space and talks to you right up against your face.

This guy totally space raped me. He was totally wasted and kept rubbing his nose up against mine while he hit on me. He's such a space raper.

by Missyknowsall September 14, 2009

Cyber-raped

When you go on a video chatting site and you give a total stranger your email. He then sends you a virus that freezes your whole screen but not the video. He (it has to be a male) then shoves his dick on the camera and forces you to stare at it.

Jim made the mistake of chatting with strangers, and he got severely cyber-raped.

by rob121212 February 17, 2012