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R.F.I.O.

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Radical Forgiveness Is Orgasmic.

A phrase that comes indirectly through interpretation of the King of kings, Jesus (or Yeshua in his native tongue). The phrase and mnemonic help us to remember that when we start getting negative or becoming hating-ass drainbow bitch-mades; there is an ever-present and readily available love/forgiveness that pre-dates the universe.

When this forgiveness is digested and absorbed into the 3 B’s: (brain, bowels, and balls (ovaries or testes)), the orgasmic power and pleasure is on a level so incredibly high that everyone in the vicinity better get ready for a loud night of moaning and shaking bed-frames; because it just be like that.

God bless!
Example 1)
Person 1: Did you hear that old lady Tabitha next door singing and moaning all night last night?

Person 2: Yeah I did. I guess she must’ve forgiven that cranky old husband of hers. She musta been feeling God’s energy last night. R.F.I.O. Ya digg?

Person 1: Absolutely.

Example 2)
Person 1: What’s up with all this craziness happening in the middle east?

Person 2: Not sure, people turnt up and be tripping though; no capacity to forgive. Somebody better let them know R.F.I.O.

Person 1: Most def. R.F.I.O. bro.
by BanditLifestyle91 October 15, 2023
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R. F.ing

To reach a level of douchebagness that envelopes Cock blocking, snitching, bragging and nonchalantness all rolled into one.

To think you are the greatest invention on the planet. Even greater then sliced bread or video games.

To think all things revolve around you , that you are the alpha and the omega , That you are the say all, end all of all things IE final boss
Dude did you just R.F me, what were you told about R. F.ing me.

He just R.F'ed the shit out of that idea.

I am the most R. F.ing mother fucker here or i am the baddest R.F here

You wish you could R.F like me
by howsitfeel May 2, 2010
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i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l: I just want you to b with me for the rest of my life
Sophie:i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l
Callan:umm idk u tell me
Sophie:I wish he knew how much he meant to me this guy has my heart MARRRYYYY MEEEEE
by Hiiits me the girl who loves u November 16, 2020
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r/dankmemes

A subreddit used by people who don't realise that they are normal people but still call other people "normies" as otherwise they can't cope with the existential dread of not being a very likeable person.
Person A: have you ever seen r/dankmemes?
Person B: please leave me alone.
Person A: fucking normies.
by Boston1989 July 4, 2019
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r.b.i.

In baseball, R.B.I. is an acronym for "runs batted in". This occurs when a person who is up to bat successfully hits the ball and causes a player who was on one of the bases to score a run. The batter receives however many R.B.I.'s that there were players who scored runs. The batter does not always need to land safe on a base to score an R.B.I., so long as he isn't the cause of the third and final out of the inning.
The batter hit a ball deep into the outfield while there were two people on base, one on second and one on third. Both scored so the batter got 2 R.B.I.'s, but the batter himself got thrown out at third, causing the second out of the inning.
by magus35 August 6, 2007
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r/India

Subreddit filled with "India Bad!!!" posts and stone pelters.
Guy 1: I got banned from r/India and I don't even know the reason.
Guy 2: You said something good about India, didn't you?
by EXrINDIAN November 11, 2022
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Niggas R US

A place where Niggas take loans and buy child support. At niggas are us you can find out who your baby daddy is for just a dollar. Nigga R US is only for niggas and will only take niggas money.
Niggas R US
by Mattress09 January 26, 2011
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