Quarantine

Something that after 10 months we're STILL doing, all thanks to those antimaskers.

Antimasker: I refuse to wear a mask when I go out!!!!!!!
A genius: You're the reason why quarantine is still a thing. ❤️

by Pialinist January 16, 2021

Quarantine Fifteen

A 'Quarantine Fifteen' is what happens when you gain some weight (15 or more pounds) during the COVID-19 Quarantine.

"Yo man, you're getting a little plump... Did you gain a Quarantine Fifteen or something?"

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 16, 2021

quarantine

It's where you have to stay at home for 40 days, because French for 40 is quarante. But it's mistaken by idiots who think quarantine is another word for coronavirus.

Me: What does quarantine mean?
Nerd: Coronavirus!
Me: No, it means where you have to stay at home for 40 days.
Nerd: You patronising smartass, you are dumb.
Me: You are dumb with nerd glasses on, but maybe you know a lot about algorithms.

by Power476 January 20, 2021

quarantine fling

A person who you have sexual relations with when the first pandemic started and ended before 2021

...He was my quarantine fling that’s why it’s kinda awkward now

by karmaaab February 11, 2021

Quarantine Queen

Someone who spends more time in quarantine than they do in work.

Nunnsy came back from another weekend away into yet another 2 week quarantine, making it 8 weeks out of 12, earning him the title of the "Quarantine Queen"

by Big D's Little D June 29, 2021

Quarantine

When the government raises the price of toilet paper and locks everyone up.

I hate being in quarantine.

by 123dogandcatlover March 7, 2022

Quarantine Build

It’s like the sleeper build (where you are skinny until you flex your big muscles), but you only workout your right arm.

Your Crush: Damn, he looks like he m*sturbated 24/7 during quarantine!
Her Bestie: That’s a 🥵 quarantine build

by SharkPlayz SDF September 14, 2023