Monty Prong

Shit Hot, awesome, mega cool, fuckin wicked.

Slatey's car is monty prong!

by David Woods July 26, 2006

century pong

Like beer pong, but instead of using 10 cups, you use 120 sups, instead of 2 poeple on a team there are 4, and instead of 2 beers, you use 36. A game can take up to 3 hours

We played a game century pong last night that took forever and came home wasted.

by Randall October 19, 2004

palin-pong

The name for Sarah Palin's specialized skill of shooting ping-pong balls from her vagina at high rates of speed with incredible accuracy.

John McCain had a heart attack when he was palin-ponged by surprise.

by chunnel January 16, 2009

yawn pong

A game played by tired people. In short, one person yawns and then the other person does. Should the original yawner yawn twice before the second person yawns once, player one has one point.

We played tweleve rounds of yawn pong last night.

by James Frohlich April 18, 2007

pong

When somebody says "ping" whoever says "pong" gets whatever was being given away

Someone holding bag of chips they no longer want
"Ping"
"Pong"
First person to say pong gets it

by yelahhhit March 6, 2014

beer pong ninja

a beer pong ninja is one who incorporates stealth and finesse into his or her beer pong game. these ninjas generally hide around doorways and large objects, as the trajectory angle from said furnishings significantly aids the beer pong ninja's shot. these ninjas are rarely seen standing in open space, and will remain hidden from sight until it is his or her turn to shoot, but will only appear for the few seconds it takes to shoot, as the ninja will return to hiding instantly. although he/she may look awkward or silly, it is unwise to underestimate the beer pong ninja, as his/her skills are worthy of singlehandedly destroying a whole team's livers.

man that beer pong ninja whipped my ass. i need to grow a second liver.

how the fuck does ryan shoot from the doorway??
he's a beer pong ninja..

by missambitions July 17, 2010

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007