My mom is a pro bono prostitute.
by Monica Lewinsky October 09, 2003
Verb -
The act of seeking fulfillment through something other than self. Usually the person engaged in emotional prostitution is none other than the Emotional Prostitute
The act of seeking fulfillment through something other than self. Usually the person engaged in emotional prostitution is none other than the Emotional Prostitute
by An Emotional Prostitute November 18, 2010
when your eye makeup runs and forms a dark black shadow under your eye, looking like a prostitute who has been crying..
do i look like an upset prostitute
by upsethobag June 15, 2010
Oct. 23
The day we celebrate and honor our nations whores. On this day we remember the harlots that gave up the goods for cash and trinkets.
The day we celebrate and honor our nations whores. On this day we remember the harlots that gave up the goods for cash and trinkets.
Tricia may have banged them all, but she got paid. Call her a dirty hoe if you must, but even she gets respect on national prostitutes day.
by Devil Dog 69 August 26, 2020
Lower Slobbovia is a that country with that accent that nobody can quite understand.. kind of like Borat, but a little Russian in it, and a little Scottish maybe. it is located near neither Finland nor Croatia.
Now, Lower Slobbovian prostitutes are the worst kind of prostitutes. they have been trained from a VERY early age to be the best prostitutes in the world.heres a list of things that makes a Lower Slobbovian prostitute:
-whole country is red light district. prostitution is not only legal, it is the number one business in whole country!
-they are given absolutely NO rights.
-they dont even have kneecaps(they are constantly on their hands and knees)
-they dont have a ring finger, for obvious reasons. (think about it..)
-they actually pay YOU after sex.
-their eyesight it poor because they are constantly getting stuff in their eyes.
-They were never taught any form of communication. they dont understand any language, they respond only to clapping of the hands.
Like the popular and over-used joke, "thats what she said", there are many jokes like this in Lower Slobbovia using Lower SLobbovian prostitutes as the butt end of the joke, making ANYTHING sexual, much like "thats what she said." here are some examples:
Now, Lower Slobbovian prostitutes are the worst kind of prostitutes. they have been trained from a VERY early age to be the best prostitutes in the world.heres a list of things that makes a Lower Slobbovian prostitute:
-whole country is red light district. prostitution is not only legal, it is the number one business in whole country!
-they are given absolutely NO rights.
-they dont even have kneecaps(they are constantly on their hands and knees)
-they dont have a ring finger, for obvious reasons. (think about it..)
-they actually pay YOU after sex.
-their eyesight it poor because they are constantly getting stuff in their eyes.
-They were never taught any form of communication. they dont understand any language, they respond only to clapping of the hands.
Like the popular and over-used joke, "thats what she said", there are many jokes like this in Lower Slobbovia using Lower SLobbovian prostitutes as the butt end of the joke, making ANYTHING sexual, much like "thats what she said." here are some examples:
1.
*Andrew is running on the sidewalk and then slides for a couple feet on an ice patch then falls*
Aaron: "Wow, Andrew! You slide further and fell harder than the Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"
2.
Matt: "How did you find that history test Hayden?"
Hayden: "It was SO hard!"
Matt: "That's what the Lower Slobbovian prostitute would have said if she was given rights to speak!"
3.
John: "Ah, I've got an eyelash in my eye!"
Zach: "Go flush your eye out with water quick!"
Andrew: "You know who has to wash their eyes out? Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"
*Andrew is running on the sidewalk and then slides for a couple feet on an ice patch then falls*
Aaron: "Wow, Andrew! You slide further and fell harder than the Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"
2.
Matt: "How did you find that history test Hayden?"
Hayden: "It was SO hard!"
Matt: "That's what the Lower Slobbovian prostitute would have said if she was given rights to speak!"
3.
John: "Ah, I've got an eyelash in my eye!"
Zach: "Go flush your eye out with water quick!"
Andrew: "You know who has to wash their eyes out? Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"
by lwer.slobov.pros. January 08, 2011
any sex - escort, street walker, night walker,
mostly woman - hooker, whore, call girl, hussy, tramp, out girl, working girl, woman of 'abilities', masseuse
moslty men - rent boy, man whore, player, gigolo
A prostitute is a person who is paid to sexual gratify someone else via physical contact this can range form a happy ending from a masuse to a PSE . The prostute's customer is a usually known as a John because mostly men use the services of prostutes. Men who service woman in this way are usually refered to as gigolos. Prostutes come in all sexes, shape, sizes and ethnicity.
mostly woman - hooker, whore, call girl, hussy, tramp, out girl, working girl, woman of 'abilities', masseuse
moslty men - rent boy, man whore, player, gigolo
A prostitute is a person who is paid to sexual gratify someone else via physical contact this can range form a happy ending from a masuse to a PSE . The prostute's customer is a usually known as a John because mostly men use the services of prostutes. Men who service woman in this way are usually refered to as gigolos. Prostutes come in all sexes, shape, sizes and ethnicity.
Slang words for prostitute used in a sentance: I will come visit your cat house (brothel), I want two whores (female prostutes) and a rent boy (male prostitute) ready for me when I get there in 30 minutes.
by bbwescort January 01, 2016