Five-pronged condom

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic

“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*

by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020

Neo-Pronoism

The sempiternal faith that everything will work out for oneself, regardless of all circumstance. The belief that one is immune to their surroundings, such as academic or economic frustration, deadly diseases, societal pressures, or human negligence, to an almost divine level. Related to the Wizard, neo-pronoists look like those kids in school who never try but still have straight A's, and never worry about anything. Probably has some cheap name like "Liam".

Did you hear about that guy Liam? He must believe in neo-pronoism, he thinks he's immune to COVID!

by gregorian_mop January 10, 2021

wii prone

A random word a group of 7th graders make when their chat stays silent for more than 2 minutes.

Man, would you look at that wii prone.

by cat girl 25 February 2, 2021

Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin)

KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
<g is silent>

Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.

Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name

"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."

".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."

User warning
Overuse can lead to the perils...(sic) of spaghetti incident.

***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:

Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........

by EmonkEmonkE December 29, 2016

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) {pronounced as: MMmmmMmmmMmmmmm}

mainly used for senses of happiness or just perverting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is mainly nicknamed lenny. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and if you want to know it just go to text.fac.es
but if you don't want to snare just don't click.

Cohen Pirate: have you heard of the booty song?
Pervert: yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) {pronounced as: MMmmmMmmmMmmmmm}
Cohen Pirate: i heard and i got the sake of cringe

by cohenPirate July 15, 2018

Pronsex

Pronsex is the type of material that creatures such as Jemoses (see definition elsewhere on site) peruse in their spare time. It is usually of sexual content, and may or may not include cattle. Variations include, but are not limited to:
Pron
Pronsix
Prawnsekz
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"Wow, Jemoses, that is some good Pronsex"

by DJ Chronos November 12, 2003

Prongle

1. An honorable stack
2. Taking away a person's pride otherwise; another's bitch

Dude: Shit, I lost my Prongles agian!
Guy: I have your Prongles now, bitch.

by yung March 22, 2004