Promotion-destruction

Where someone, or something promotes somewhere or something to the point where scum bags find out about it and destroy / ruin it.

Guy 1: dude, i'm thinking of moving to Indianapolis i've heard its a nice place.

Guy 2: where did you see that?

Guy 1: a news article

Guy 2: don't move there now. they are committing Promotion-destruction

by Mycreativename May 6, 2013

proftitution

Whoring yourself out to your professors for better grades.

ie: Student one: "hey, you look kinda tired, are you okay?"
Student two: "yeah, I'm just tired. My Calculus grade was kinda low so I spent the whole night engaging in proftitution with Dr. DingleMcBiscuitBerry. I have a D now."
Student one: "You mean the D."

by DrDingleMcBiscuitBerry December 2, 2014

profit whore

A company that cares about their "bottom line" more than quality of goods (even to the extreme of knowingly pushing harmful/dangerous goods).

That car company refuses to do a recall on a defective part because their finance department said paying the occasional law suit is cheaper than an official recall. They are "profit whores."

by Da Momma November 2, 2015

profetiobal

What can be assumed as an interesting take on the word professional; Typically used by idiots on the Internet ( Thanks Twitter!)

@Tyreese: In your relationship try and become a profetiobal forgiver ..

by Deeznutsinyourface October 3, 2016

Prototypicalguess

When people assume something but the complete opposite occurs

Also known as jynxing something but this term is more logical

I bet my dad gets hit by a car tomorrow . Instead your dad gets hit by a car instead which is a Prototypicalguess from me

by Bernice the Burnice October 20, 2016

Prototaxite

Giant mushroom like plants that stood 26 feet tall that existed 400+ years ago

This Prototaxite fossil is giant!

by HellyaPrototaxites November 26, 2016

profits backyard

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.

Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.

by Sheepdog71 November 29, 2017