Work Procrastinating

Work Procrastinating is the avoidance of doing a task at work that needs to be accomplished. It could be further stated as a habitual or intentional delay of starting or finishing a task despite its negative consequences.

Ugh, work is so tedious today! I should be work procrastinating for the rest of the day, even if I don't make the deadline.

by DictionaryWifi February 28, 2019

Swanky procrastinators

"If you are of the procrastinating type, then you have a swanky vibe" - The Gospel 4:20

Swanky procrastinators are the most elite group in society!

by hipbrutus April 22, 2020

Procrastibate

To procrastibate is to prioritize masturbation over other things that you need to do.
It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.

No way man, I'm too lazy, I procrastibate a lot.

by N0ahBee March 30, 2011

Procrastigret

To willfully procrastinate and simultaneously acknowledge your impending regret in doing so.

Ben: Hey you starting on that English paper tonight?
Bill: No, imma totally procrastigret that shit.
Ben: Nice, I feel ya.

by Broseph00 April 9, 2011

Procrastibation

Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.

-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'

Working in the library makes procrastibation challenging, if not impossible.

by Barry Charmer August 9, 2012

Poocrastinating

the practice of carrying out less urgent tasks while waiting for your morning coffee to work its way through your system, before leaving the house.

"Celeste stop poocrastinating, and let's go for our morning run!"

by caoboi July 31, 2015

procrastidate

When you keep arranging dates with potential partners in order to avoid doing work.

Person 1: Where's Mat?
Person 2: I think he scheduled a date tonight.
Person 1: what? he's got work to do?!?! and he's not even started? he's Procrastidating again...
(Procrastidate)

by stakzent November 16, 2015